Ungayitholi I-Stuck Lapha
Idatha: April 1
UMnyango weMlilo noMsindisi WaseMaricopa County ukhishwe isixwayiso kubantu kanye nezivakashi endaweni enkulu ePhoenix. Ngemva kokufunda izigameko eziningi ezingalindelekile eminyakeni edlule, kuye kwacaca ukuthi uma izinga lokushisa e-Valley of the Sun lidlula ama-degrees angu-110, akuyona into engavamile ukuba abantu bazitholele emhlabathini uma izicathulo ezibekwe nge-raber zimbethe ziqhekeke ngokoqobo ku-asphalt.
Izicathulo ezicatshangelwe zihlanganisa zonke izicathulo zezemidlalo, izicathulo kanye ne-flip flops. I-Arizona Attorney General ikhishwe isinqumo esidinga ukuthi bonke abakhiqizi bezicathulo bahlanganise isixwayiso esilandelayo mayelana nezicathulo zokugijima, izicathulo zenkantolo, amaflipthi, izimbadada, nazo zonke ezinye izicathulo ezenziwe nge-raber ezithengiswa e-Arizona:
I-Arizona Attorney General inqume ukuthi ukugqoka izicathulo ezibekwe nge-rubber ngesikhathi sehlobo e-Arizona Desert kungabangela abantu ukuba banamathele futhi basondezwe phansi.
Ngaxoxa nomunye umlingani ngalesi simemezelo esimangazayo. UStanley ungumvakashi wase-Wyoming.
Phoenix Expert: Ngakho, sitshele okwenzekile.
UStanley: Kwakuyisikhathi sokuqala esake sisePhoenix. Sasisepaki yokupaka endaweni yokuthenga. Ngavula i-trunk futhi ngihlela kabusha izinto lapho. Kwakuyi-degree degrees ngaleso sikhathi. Ngavimbile i-trunk futhi ngazama ukuhambisa. Nganginamathela. Kulungile, izicathulo zezicathulo zami zahlanganiswa ne-asphalt ye-lot yokupaka.
Phoenix Expert: Kwenzekani?
UStanley: Umkami wathola ithuluzi lesikhali ne-crow bar kusukela esihlahleni, kodwa naphezu kwemizamo yakhe emihle, wayengenakukhulula izicathulo zami. Wabiza ngo-911.
Phoenix Expert: Kwenzekani?
UStanley: Abahlengikazi basekugcineni bangikhulula nge-SET yabo (Ithuluzi lokuThuthukiswa kweziKhwama). Okokuqala inikeza isihlangu nesigqoko ukuqhuma kwe-nitrogen ye-liquid ukuze iqede indawo.
Bese basebenzisa le divayisi ye-ultrasonic yesikhumba esibheka into efana ne-spatula enezintambo ezixhunywe ebhokisini elimnyama. Noma kunjalo, ngemizuzu engaba ngu-10, banginika i-FREE futhi bahamba futhi. Kwakuyikholi eseduze, ngizokutshela lokho.
Phoenix Expert: Kwenzekani?
UStanley: Abasizo lwezokwelapha basinika ipheshana elibizwa ngokuthi "Ungayitholi I-Stuck Lapha." Into okufanele uyikhumbule ukuqhubeka uhamba. Ukuma endaweni eyodwa kuzobangela izicathulo zakho zifakwe ku-pavement. Iya kunoma iyiphi indawo yokupaka ekushiseni kosuku ehlobo futhi uzovame ukubona abantu abaningana benamathele ukulinda izimo eziphuthumayo. Bangitshela ukuthi baneziqephu ezimbili ezengeziwe zokukwenza esikhungweni esifanayo sokuthenga.
Uma ukhathazekile ngawe noma umndeni wakho ubhekene nemiphumela yokuqedwa kwesigqoko sasehlobo, thola wonke izicathulo ze-bowling, ama-moccasins esikhumba, noma izicathulo zomdanso ezishibhile.
Nakuba engakakulungeli ukukhipha iziphakamiso kule nkathi ehlobo ehlobo, i-Attorney General iphinde ibheke izingozi zokugqoka izinqola zokubhukuda zenjoloba. Singalindela lo mbiko maduzane.
Usuku luka-April we-Happy Fool!
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Lena ihlaya lika-April Fool's Day. Izikebhe azikhenyi ngempela emgwaqeni lapho abantu bemi, nakuba lokhu kungenye yezinganekwane, noma izinganekwane zasemadolobheni, engizizwile mayelana nosuku lwethu olushisayo lwePhoenix.
Yebo, kunezinye izinsuku ezishisayo ehlobo. Abanye abantu abatholi inkinga, futhi abanye abantu bathanda amazulu apholile. Nakhu lapho ungafunda iqiniso mayelana nesimo sezulu sasePhoenix.
Sibonga ngokukhethekile kuRandy Stanard, ilungu lePhoyisa lePhoenix, owanikeze umqondo kanye nezimpendulo ze-interview zalesi sihloko. Kuyinto ihlaya, abantu! Kodwa ngicabanga ukuthi imibuzo yami yokuxoxisana yayiyizimbangi ....