Amathiphu Ukwenza Iholide Yakho Ye-Vegas Enhle Kakhulu
Abangane bangempela bayakuxwayisa uma kungenzeka usengozini. Abangani abakuyisa eLas Vegas bafana nomndeni ngoba bayokulinda ukuba ulibethe ngaphambi kokuba bakutshele ukuthi kungani kufanele ugweme ukuthungwa kwakho owawungena kuwo.
Kamuva nje ngingahle ngibe noma ngingeke ngishaywe owesifazane okhangayo obonakala sengathi unesithakazelo sokuthi usuku lwami luhamba kanjani. Kwakungu-9 ekuseni. Ngangigqoke umfaniswano wami womsebenzi wendwangu ebomvu, i-board board egqoke kakhulu futhi i-flip flops (yebo, ngiyaqonda ukuthi ngidinga i-wardrobe overhaul).
Nganginempahla yezinwele zebhedi eqhubekayo. Futhi, nginamahloni amancane, ngangiwageza kuze kube yilapho senginakekele imisebenzi ethile edingekayo ukuthola izithombe zehhotela laseLas Vegas engangihlala kulo.
Ngakho, ingabe wayeshaya phezu kwami? I-ego yami ifuna ukukholelwa ukuthi ngisenayo. Ukuzihlonipha kwami kungitshela ukuthi ngisho nephunga lekhonsathi kanye ne-bourbon fresh emzimbeni wami kusukela ubusuku obude lapho lo wesifazane ebona idayimane enzima.
Nokho, ngiphutha. (Akunakayidayimane enzima, umkami usuvele ebonile lokho)
Lo wesifazane wayengangayeki, wayeqeda ukushintsha kwakhe futhi uzama ukuthola ikhasimende elilodwa ngaphambi kokushaya isikhathi sakhe. Hhayi, yi-Vegas, yebo, ubufebe buyenzeka futhi cha, akulona ngokomthetho noma yikuphi eduze komdwebo!
Ngalokho engqondweni ngigijimela ekamelweni lami futhi ngilahla ishaja futhi ngaqala lolu hlu lwezinto abangani bakho abadinga ukukuxwayisa ngazo eLas Vegas.
Lezi zindlela eziwusizo ezizosiza ukwenza i-Las Vegas yakho ihlale kangcono kakhulu. Bangase babonakale besilisa ngezikhathi ezithile kodwa benza okulinganayo kunathi nje thina bantu abangakhohlwa ukusebenzisa ubuchopho bethu. Ikakhulukazi # 8.
Amathiphu 11 Ukwenza Ukuphumula Kwakho Vegas Kungcono
1. Ngenxa yokuthi iziphuzo zikhululekile akusho ukuthi uzama ukuphuza idolobha elomile. Kuze kube nini uhlela uhambo lwakho e-Las Vegas?
Ingabe ufuna ngempela ukulichitha? Ukulinganisela kuyisihluthulelo. Akukho okubi kakhulu kunokuba ungazitholi futhi uphele ugula izinsuku ezimbili ngenkathi bonke abanye beqembu lakho bejabula. Ngesikhathi uhlala etafuleni noma emshinini womshini iziphuzo ziyizincomo kodwa zama ukukhumbula ukuthi isizathu salokho kungukuthi uthola kahle futhi ugcobe ukugembula imali yakho.
2. Amantombazane abonakala sengathi angaphandle kweligi lakho cishe ngehora. Ngisanda kukutshela indaba yami ukuze uthole umbono omuhle wokuthi usebenza kanjani. Uma usebhodini futhi sekuphuzile kakhulu noma ngokushesha uqaphele intombazane eshisayo ezwa sengathi ufuna ukukhuluma nawe. Ingabe unobungane kakhulu? Ingabe kubonakala sengathi akacabangi ukuthi ukhuluma ngendlela ophuze ngayo kangangokuthi uhlukanisa u-10s ngaphambili nge-$ 50 yokubheja emgqeni? Ubufebe abuyena emthethweni eLas Vegas. Yebo, ngiyazi ukuthi ubonile iqiniso libonisa namabhantshi eNevada. Lezo zikhona kepha azikho emgqeni waseLas Vegas. Uzoya ejele uma ubanjwa kodwa nakakhulu nakakhulu ukuthi kungase kube yingozi kangakanani. Ungenzi! Linda ... lokhu akuwona wonke umonakalo nesigayegaye, ungena kunoma iyiphi i- nightclub yaseLas Vegas futhi uhlangane, idolobha linedumela lokumnandi okukhulu, kunesizathu salokho.
Hlangana nomuntu e-club, ube neziphuzo ezimbalwa, ujabule futhi uzoba nezindaba ukutshela abafana ekhaya.
3. Uma uhamba emgqeni waseLas Vegas akulungile ukuthi ususe ihembe lakho. Lona ubugebengu! Ngibona lokhu sonke isikhathi njengokungathi sonke kudingeka sibone ukuthi unqume ukuya ejimini lamasonto amabili ngaphambi kweholide lakho laseLas Vegas. Bantfwana, kungenzeka ukuthi awukwazi lokhu kodwa ungathola induna ngemuva kwakho futhi isisusa sonke. Futhi, isikhumba esikhuphukile siphuphuthekisa bonke abakuzungezile. Okunye okunye, uma nje kufanele uyenze, uma uzizwa sengathi kufanele uthathe ihembe lakho njengoba uhamba phansi emgqeni waseLas Vegas ephethe lesi siphuzo esikhulu se-Eiffel Tower slushy, sicela ufake i-sunscreen. Ngiyancenga!
4. Madoda, gqoka izicathulo ezizohlala zihamba ngezinyawo ubusuku bonke. Akekho ofuna ukukubona uthwele izithende ezingu-4 intshi ngenkathi ulindele itekisi enezinyawo ezinengekayo.
Lokhu akuyona into enhle. Owesifazane okhangayo kakhulu, ebuka kakhulu "Vegasy" futhi ubambe lezi zithende eziphakeme kakhulu eziphezulu esandleni sakhe. Uyazi ukuthi ubukeka kahle uma ewagqoke kodwa manje unama-intshi angu-4 amfushane futhi imilenze yakhe ibukeka igxile futhi phansi kwezinyawo zakhe konke lokho kuphethwe yi-casino. Ugh. Akupholile, ungenzi. Paka kahle futhi ugqoke izicathulo ezingenakho ukuhlala ubusuku bonke.
5. Uma umlindi we-cocktail ehlala e-flirty nawe ngoba uyethemba ukuthi uyomnika iphuzu elikhulu. Lokhu kwenzeka ngaso sonke isikhathi futhi ngibona abantu bezama ukuba yi-Trent (Swingers reference) Bafuna ukuvimbela abangani babo ukuba bangakhulumi ngezinja ze-puppy ne-ayisikhilimu ukuze "bahambisane" nomlindi we-cocktail. Lalela abafana, laba besifazane basebenza. Basebenza kanzima nsuku zonke futhi into yokugcina abayifunayo ukuthi "baxoxisane" nomunye umuntu ocabanga ukuthi iphoyinti eliyisihlanu lezinkulungwane uzobaphuza kamuva kuToucan Harry's (reference stardust)
6. Leyo ndoda emnyango we-nightclub ayikhathaleli ngempela ngaphandle kokuthi uletha amantombazane ambalwa esikhundleni saleso sigaba samadoda onayo. Ngakho ucabanga ukuthi uyi-VIP? Hlala phansi kulokhu. Empeleni awubonakali ngaphandle kokuthi unabesifazane abambalwa nawe. Ngiyazi, ngiye ngazama ukuhamba ngiye kumuntu ongena emnyango oceliwe ukuba angene futhi angibheke ngeso lengqondo sengathi ngabe ngibacela nje ukuboleka imali. Yiqiniso, uma ngigqoke kahle kakhulu bachitha isikhathi esiningi nami. Uma nginegama abalalele kabanzi. Uma igama lami lisendleleni bangiqondisa endaweni efanele. Vegas clubs, ungenzenjani? Iqembu labafana lingangena yini ku-nightclub yaseLas Vegas?
7. Kufanele ulale, amahora angu-48 we-non-stop party akulungile kumuntu. Lokhu kungumqondo ovamile, asidingi ukuthi ufe ngenxa yokukhathala eLas Vegas futhi ngokukhululekile uma ukhubeka ungidlule nami ngotshwala wakho ngo-8am ngikhathazeke ngawe. Uchitha imali enhle yokuya e-Las Vegas ngakho ngiyaqonda ukuthi ufuna ukuzijabulisa kepha kufanele ulale. Yenza echibini uma kufanele (ungakhohlwa i-SPF) kodwa noma yini ozoyiphumula!
8. Izingubo zangaphansi akuyona into yokuzikhethela. Ingabe lokhu kuzwakalisa ukuhlaselwa? Esikhathini esiningi kakhulu umuntu osemusha uthatha ukuphumula okusheshayo ekukhoneni okubandayo kwegalaji yokupaka noma egumbini elingaphandle kwekamelo lehotela eningi kakhulu ebonisa. Lokhu akusona isikhathi esisodwa njengoba ngibonile lokhu kaningi kakhulu. Omunye umfana osemncane ophethe iqembu unomningi kakhulu wokuphuza futhi unquma ukuthatha ikhefu eliphuthumayo emgqeni onzima obandayo. Uyazi ukuthi kwenzekani njengento enkulu kakhulu ye-sexy ekhombisa futhi akekho ofuna ukusondela kubo ukuze abasize bavale. Ngaphambi kokuba wazi ukuthi ubuso bakho buboniswa kuma-Facebook feed asezindaweni zaseLas Vegas.
9. Ilanga akuyona indawo enhle yokulala uma ukhohlwa ukusebenzisa ilanga elikhanyayo kahle. Ungenzi, ulale embhedeni futhi uhlangane echibini. Noma yini oyenzayo, UNGAFUNA UKUHLELA! Ilanga lizokushisa futhi libhubhise uVasgas. Cela umuntu engaziwa ukuthi awugcobe ngemuva noma abe nomunye wabangani bakho.
10. Kukhona imithetho eLas Vegas futhi uma uwaphula ungagcina "ejele lekhasino." Kusukela kulokho engikutshelwe khona, kubi kakhulu njengendoda yangempela ejele. Izindawo zokungcebeleka zinamandla abo okuphepha futhi zizokwenza ukuba uhambisane neziphathimandla zendawo. Unokuhlakanipha ukwenza lezi zinhlobo zezinqumo. Manje, umgomo ukujabulisa futhi ugcine ndawonye. Izinto zenzeke futhi into enhle kakhulu ongayenza uma ungena esimweni lapho omunye umuntu abeke khona amasongo phambi kwempuphu yakho ngezandla zakho ezihlanganiswe kubo ukuhlala ezolile bese uzama ukuphuma ngaphandle kwejele lasekhasino ngaphandle kokuya edolobheni ejele. Mngani, yenza konke okusemandleni akho ukuqinisekisa ukuvikeleka kwendawo ukuthi uzothola umngani wakho obambelele emkhakheni ngokushesha.
11. Faka imali yakho ephaketheni lakho bese ugcina ikhadi le-ATM ekamelweni lakho. Awudingi ngempela ukubuyela kumshini ukuze uthole imali eyengeziwe ngemuva kokuthi uhlukanise u-8 futhi ulahlekelwe imali yakho. Uma uphuza ungase uthandeke ukugijima ngemuva kwemali elahlekile. Ungenzi. Thola ibha bese ukhokhela isiphuzo futhi uzojabula kakhulu ekuseni.
Ingabe lokhu kuzwakale njengenjabulo enkulu nesiphithiphithi? Awu, akunjalo. I-Las Vegas yindawo enhle yokuchitha izinsuku ezimbalwa ukuthatha ukuziphatha kwakho ekugcineni kwendawo yakho yokududuza. Uma nje uthatha lezi zeluleko ezimbalwa kufanele ucabange kahle.
Iphuzu kuphela oyidingayo ngempela ukuzijabulisa futhi ungaphuzi noma udlale kakhulu. O, yebo uphuze amanzi amaningi, yihlane owaziyo.
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