Awunayo Cow, Man. Ride I-Simpsons Ride.

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Ngama-gags asheshayo, i-penchant for (i-cartoon) ubudlova, kanye nomngcele-ukuqhubezela amahlaya, I-Simpsons inhle kakhulu ngokuzwakalayo, ku-ubuso bakho, amaphuzu we-Universal Studios we-love-to-blow-up . I-Simpsons Ride inikeza izihambeli ithuba lokuhamba noBart, uHomer, nendlu yonke yezakhiwo njengoba bezwa iKrustyland, i-park theme eyakhelwe engabizi yi-Krusty the Clown.

Yiqiniso, inhlekelele iqhubeka.

Futhi, njengoba lokhu kuyi-Simpsons, ukuhamba kwe-hilarity kuyaqhubeka futhi.

Ungabe Ukwazi Ukuphatha I-Simpsons Ride?

Njengendlela ye-motion simulator, i-Simpsons Ride ivumelanisa isenzo sezimoto zayo ezigijimela eziyisishiyagalombili ezinemifanekiso yasendle. Nakuba izigcawu zibandakanya ukuwa kwamahhala kusuka ezindaweni eziphakemeyo kanye nokushayisana phakathi kwamanye amazwe, izimoto azizange zithuthele ngaphezu kwamasentimitha ambalwa kunoma iyiphi indlela.

Uma ungakwazi ukusingatha i- Star Tours kuma-parks e-Disney, uzokwazi ukusingatha i-The Simpsons. Uma ufuna ukubona ukuthi umqondo wesimo se-motion simulator sithinta kanjani ukukhanga okungaphezulu kwe-toned-down, zama ukukhishwa kweMeya eDespicable Me Minion ukuhamba kuqala.

I-Pirate Rip-Off

Ukukhanga kugcinwe ngaphakathi kwesakhiwo se-Krishyland e-garish, ne-retro yokuzijabulisa epaki, imibala ebonakalayo, nekhanda elikhulu le-Krusty le-Clown. Izihambi zifaka ukuhamba ngokuhamba ngolimi lukaKarusty "olubomvu" nolomlomo wakhe.

Isignesha Simpsons ukuhleka kuyo yonke indawo. I-front of the attraction yenziwe kufane nepaki yokuzijabulisa phakathi nemidlalo yokugubha njengensimbi Ring Toss.

"IZINDAWO EZINYE, IZINQUBO ZEMPILO-AKUBALULEKILE!" uphawula isibonakaliso ebhokisini. Kuwo wonke umgca (kanye nemigqa ye-The Simpsons Ride ingathola isikhathi eside), kunezikrini ezinkulu zevidiyo ezidlala umzuzu wamaminithi angu-30 ohlanganisa izithombe ezintsha ze-Krustyland ezifakwe emacinini amancane avela emaphaketheni we-Simpsons.

Njengoba izivakashi zihambela emgqeni wekhamera, kunezinhlanzi eziningi ezidingekayo. Isibonelo, isikhala esisodwa sibonisa amadonki avela emhlabeni jikelele ehlabelela, iLa Disney sika "Izwe elincane," izigcawu ezithandekayo zokuthi "A Duff for you; A Duff for me ..." kusukela kwisiqephu esithi "Selma's Choice". I-Disney, i-SeaWorld, namanye ama-parks ephathwayo agxiliwe kuwo wonke umgca nakuwo uhambo. I-Pirates yaseCaribbean yayizozama ukudiliza izingodo zazo uma ibamba izibonakaliso zeCaptain Dinosaur's Pirate Rip-Off.

Kuyintandokazi

Kuzo zombili izikhungo ze-Universal, I-Simpsons Ride ifakwe ezakhiweni ezifanayo ezazisendlini yokubuyela emuva ezikhangayo ezizayo. Njengalokhu kuhamba nge-motionbreaking motion simulator ride, izivakashi zihamba ngendlela ye-labyrinthine imizila kuze kube kwelinye lamazinga amaningi kunhlangothi zonke zesakhiwo. Ngaphambi kokugibela, babanjwe endaweni yangaphambi kokukhombisa egcwele izibukiso ze-Simpsons ezihleka kakhulu ezihlanganisa u-Apu noGroundsmith Willy.

Ividiyo enhle kakhulu ibeka isiteji njengoba izivakashi zikhethwa ukujoyina umndeni we-Simpsons ukuze ugibele uhambo lwe-debut ngaphakathi kwe-Krusty's Thrilltacular, i-Upsy-Downsy, ne-Teen-Operated Roller Coaster. Kodwa-ke, impindiselo yeSideshow Bob (izwi likaKelsey Grammer) liboniswa ligijima emthunzini wokuchitha intsha epaki.

Abagibeli abayisishiyagalombili baxhunywe emakamelo okugibela ngabanye lapho bebuka khona (ngokoqobo) imvula yokugunda, i-video yokuphepha ngaphambi kokuhamba nge-Itchy and Scratchy. Esikhundleni Sokubuyela Eminye imishini yesikhathi seDeLorean, izivakashi manje zigibele imoto yemoto ephakeme kakhulu. Ekuqaleni kohambo, izimoto zihamba ngezinyawo eziyishumi bese zijoyina ezinye izimoto phambi kweskrini esiphezulu se-Omnimax.

Ngokungafani ne-Back to the Footage eqoshiwe, okuyinto esetshenzisiwe amasethi amancane nezinye izinkathi zakudala ze-Hollywood ukudala izindawo zayo zokushintsha isikhathi, I-Simpsons Ride isebenzisa isithombe esenziwe ngekhompyutha.

Lokhu kunama-pluses nama-minuses ayo. Ngakolunye uhlangothi, i-footage ibheka i-sleek. (Nakuba kuqhathaniswa nama-ultra-crisp, ekhanyayo, ephezulu-definition media ezikhangayo ezintsha njenge-Despicable Me Minion Mayhem, isithombe sibukeka sibuncane futhi sibumnyama.) Izinzwa ze-simulator zokunyakaza, njengoba izimoto zihamba ngokuvumelanisa nesenzo isibuko, siyanelisa kakhulu. Ukusondeza kokuqala ukuphakama kwe-roller coaster, isibonelo, kwenziwa kahle.

CG Kungani?

Kodwa, kunokuthile okuphazamisayo ngokubheka ama-TV ethu amadala we-TV-ntathu ahunyushwa ku-CGI. Izithombe ezingcolile ziyingxenye ye-Simpsons oeuvre. Kuzwakala sengathi i-Simpsons (i-original cast inikeza wonke amazwi), kodwa ayibukeki njengama-Simpsons noma ane-fluidity evamile. Lokho kuphazamisa kancane ekuhlangenwe nakho kohambo.

Noma kunjalo, kwifomu ye-Simpsons yeqiniso, kunezinye imigqa ehlelekile. Ngesikhathi ubhekene nokulimala okuzayo, isibonelo, u-Homer uqinisekisa umndeni wakhe ukuthi "amapaki okubonga angeke akubulale uma nje kunesidingo esisele ephaketheni lakho." Ngaphandle kwe-CGI, i-Simpsons Ride ihambisana nomdali kaMal Groening ohlukile (funda: i-warped).

Abathandi be-show-futhi kukhona amabutho abo-bayothanda ukuthatha uhambo nabo. Futhi abalandeli abaningi abathandayo bangase bakhonze ukukhanga. Kungakhathaliseki ukuthi yikuphi, wonke umuntu uyavuma ukuthi ukukhanga kuyamnandi ngaphezu kweCaptain Dinosaur's Pirate Rip-Off.