Ingabe ukhetha izinceku zakho zezindiza ezine-bikinis noma ze-burqas?
Uma ucabanga ngezindiza ezindiza-uma uhlala e-United States, noma kunjalo-ucabanga ngeSouthwest Airlines. Futhi uma ungaphansi kweminyaka ethile (ake sithi 40), uyazi eNingizimu-ntshonalanga ngokuyinhloko ngamanani ayo aphansi. Kodwa abantu asebekhulile, ikakhulukazi amadoda amadala ayeke ahamba ngezindiza zebhizinisi, khumbula iNingizimu-ntshonalanga ngokuhlukile.
"Abaphathi babembethe ibhulukwe elishisayo," ubaba uhlale ekhumbula, ekhuluma ngezinyawo zakhe ezungeze eTexas ngaseNingizimu-ntshonalanga ekuqaleni kwawo-1980. "Futhi bazama ukukuchitha, ngisho nasezindizeni zamaminithi angu-30 phakathi kukaHouston noDallas.
"Bembethe ibhulukwe elishisayo," uzoqhubeka eqhubeka, enombono ebusweni bakhe ukuthi ama-straddles ajabule futhi adidekile.
Ukuqiniseka ukuthi uma ubheka umhlaba wonke eNingizimu-ntshonalanga ukuxhuma, ngokusekelwe eNingizimu-ntshonalanga yanamuhla, kuyamangaza ukukhetha izindiza ezindiza ezihamba phambili, njenge-Malaysia AirAsia noma i-Europe easyJet. Kodwa iNingizimu-ntshonalanga kwakuyinto ephikisanayo esikhathini eside ngaphambi kokuthi kube yi-budget-conscious one. Nazi ezinye izindiza ezindizazane eziyisithupha ezidale ukuphikisana kwazo.
01 ka-06
I-VietJet Air
Lesi sithombe sithi konke. I-VietJet Airlines Ukuthatha i-baton lapho iNingizimu-ntshonalanga ishiya khona yiVietnamet yeVietnam, i-airline ebiza izindleko ezincane-nenkampani yokuqala yenkampani yenkampani yangasese-abaningi banokuthiwa yi "Bikini Airlines." Kungani, ungase ubuze?
Yebo, izithombe zabaphathi bezindiza abagqokanga lutho ngaphandle kwe-bikinis (okuyinto empeleni evela ikhalenda yomphakathi) yahamba ngegciwane kwi-intanethi, futhi lokhu kwabangela abaningi bakholelwa ukuthi bahamba ngezindiza kanjalo. Yiqiniso kuyilapho abaphathi be-VietJet begqoke ngendlela engcono kakhulu yokuthi babe ngama-sexy, empeleni abagqoke i-bikinis ebhodini, ngicabanga ngenxa yemithethonqubo yezempilo ngaphezu kwemithetho yokuzijabulisa komphakathi.
Ukumaketha kusebenza, noma kunjalo. I-VietJet Airlines ayithathi nje kuphela ingxenye yesithathu yemakethe yezokuhamba emoyeni yaseVietnam, ngokubaluleka kwamadola, ngobusuku obubodwa, kodwa impumelelo yayo yaholela ekubeni i-CEO yayo ibe ngowesifazane wokuqala weBietnam.
02 ka 06
Rayani Air
Ababekhona kuRayani Air, ngakolunye uhlangothi, bagqoka ama-hijab. TheStar Akufanele kudidaniswe neYurophu yaseYurophu (i-airline ephikisanayo ngendlela yayo), i-Rayani Air yaseMalaysia isebenza nje amahora ambalwa 'okuhamba ngeVietnam, kepha ayihluke kakhulu. Kungenxa yokuthi ngenkathi i-VietJet ithengisa ubulili, uRayani Air uthengisa ukuthobeka. Ngokuqondile, yizindiza ze-Sharia-izikhalazo zokuqala ze-Malaysia, ezinezivakashikazi ngokugcwele kwe-hijab (nakuba kungenjalo, njengoba ngangikudukisa ngaphambili, burqas), ukudla kukaHarlal futhi akukho utshwala, okumele kube kuhle akuyona into engavamile phakathi kwezindiza ezikhonza amazwe aseMuslim, njengoba i-flag yaseSaudi Arabia ephethe i-Saudia. (Kumele kuqashelwe ukuthi i-Malaysian flag carrier ye-Malaysia Airlines, ephikisana ngezizathu zayo, isebenza utshwala ngaphakathi.)
Noma, kufanele ngithi, kwakuyi-airline yokuqala ye-Sharia ehambisana ne-Malaysia. I-Rayani Air yeka ukusebenza ngo-Ephreli 2016, ngemuva kwezinyanga ezingaphansi kwezinyanga ezine emoyeni, kudala ukuphikisana okuqhubekayo. Ngesikhathi abaphathi beRayani Air bengaqinisekisile ukuthi le nkampani ihlezi "ukulungiswa kabusha," kusho iziphathimandla ukuthi ziphule izimo zenkontileka yayo. Inshallah!
03 ka 06
Eurowings
Le indiza ingase ibonakale iyinxusa, kodwa inkampani yomzali wayo ingena kwenye yezinkambiso zokubhekisana nokubhekisana kakhulu. Wikimedia Commons Ngokuqinisekile, kune-airline yaseYurophu kulolu hlu, kodwa mhlawumbe akuyona leyo ocabanga ngayo. Ngenkathi i-RyanAir eshiwo ngenhla idale ukungqubuzana ngokusekelwe kwemali ekhohlakeleyo kanye nezinkampani ezindiza ezincane, u-Eurowings uphikisana ngoba ivumela abagibeli ukuba bafike endaweni yeqembu ukuze kuthiwa "Ukubhuka Okuyizimpumputhe," lapho bekhokha imali yokulungisa, bese begibela indiza indawo engahleliwe.
Ayikho igama lokuthi ngabe abagibeli kufanele badlule ukuhlolwa kokungabi nalutho ngaphambi kokuvuma lokhu, nakuba intengo abakhokhayo ibonakala ibandakanya ukuthutha ezweni lakubo, iphuzu elihle lokuphrinta ngithemba ukuthi i-airline noma izwe lasekhaya ngeke lizisole .
04 ka 06
I-Air EVA
Ucabanga ukuthi le ndege iyabukeka ingaqondakali? Linda uze ungene ngaphakathi. Blue Stahli Luân nge Wikimedia Commons Njengoba i-AvGeek yokuphila impilo yonke (i-geek geek, hhayi ukudideka nge "geek audiovisual geek"), sekuyisikhathi eside ngithandwa yi-EVA Airways ye-Taiwan ebizwa ngokuthi "i-Eva," hhayi "Eva") - futhi anginamahloni okuvuma lokho kubangelwe ukuthi ukuthembela kwezindiza ku-Hello Kitty franchise ekufakweni kwayo. Ngempela, kuyilapho u-Hello Kitty engumlingisi wami oyintandokazi kamama wami (nginomndeni othakazelisayo-ngingathini?) Akukhona ngenxa yalokhu ukuthi i-Eva inezifiso zami ezizinikele. Buka le vidiyo ye-YouTube ye-Hello Kitty idansa nge-EVA Airways 777-300ER e-Houston ngonyaka odlule-ku "Billie Jean" kaMichael Jackson, futhi-futhi ngicabanga ukuthi uzoba nomqondo wokuthi ngivelaphi.
05 ka 06
Ama-Norwegian Airlines
Leli "ndege yaseNorway" e-LAX ayihambanga eNorway. Eric Salard nge-Flickr Eqinisweni, ngaqamba amanga ngaphambili: Kunezimboni ezimbili ze-European kulezi zincwadi, yize kuphela enye yazo isekelwe ezweni laseYurophu. "Awukho okuphikisanayo," ungase ucindezele, uqaphele ukuthi iScandinavia (okusho ukuthi iNorway itholakele) akuyona ingxenye yezwe laseYurophu. Inkinga yukuthi "izinkampani zaseNorway" ezingezansi eNorway-zisekelwe e-Ireland, isinqumo esasungulwa ngokuziqhenya siyazivuma ukuthi i-Dodge tax. Ngaphezu kwalokho, izindiza zezindiza zisebenzisa ama-stewardess aseNingizimu-mpumalanga Asia, futhi azifihli iqiniso lokuthi lokhu, njengokuthi isinqumo saso sokusekela e-Ireland, kungenxa yokuthola imali.
Ngokungezelela kokungqubuzana, iziningi zezindiza zaseNorway ezivame ukuzithokozisa azikwazi ngisho nokuthinta inhlabathi yaseNorway, lapho usuka eLos Angeles ukuya eLondon noma eNew York ukuya eCopenhagen. Lokhu akuyona into engekho emthethweni, yiqiniso, nakuba kubonakala sengathi iyakhohlisayo ngokusho kwegama lezindiza-futhi ngokunqunywa ukuthi "uphawu lwesiNorway".
06 ka-06
Ukuhlonishwa Okushiwo: Ukuthuthwa kweTrump
Ngaphambi kokuba uDonald Trump agijimele umongameli, wagijima indiza (noma wazama). I-JetPix nge-Wikimedia Commons Emuva ngasekupheleni kweminyaka yama-1980, lapho i-Eastern Air Lines eyaziwa yi-carrier Air breathing yayo iphefumula, uDonald Trump osemncinyane kakhulu (owayengakaze ahlukunyezwe ukushaywa umonakalo, futhi mhlawumbe wayengakaze acabange ukugijima njengomengameli), wanquma ukungenelela nokuzama ukuze silondoloze ogwini olusempumalanga lombuso "Ukuhamba". Ngeshwa, isiphetho esifanayo esasizofika ngemuva kwekhasino likaTrump yafeza indiza yakhe, eyajoyina inqwaba yomlando kanye neTrans Steaks, i-Trump University futhi, ngethemba, umbono kaMongameli uDonald Trump.