Izinyawo ziyaphunga. Kungakhathaliseki ukuthi okwenu kungokwezihlobo ezihlukahlukene zensimu - ukuzuma ngokwemvelo ngemuva kosuku lwesenzo - noma ukuphelelwa amandla emnyangweni wephunga, akukho ukuphika ukuthi lena yinye ingxenye yomzimba engakwazi ukuzivakalisa endaweni engafanele ngesikhathi esingalungile, ebangela ukuhlazeka ukunganaki kwezinye izingxenye zomzimba (okungukuthi, impumulo).
Iphunga lezinyawo lihlobene ngokuqondile nokujuluka kwesinyawo. Ngokusho kweWorldwell Wellwell, i-footwell ihamba ngezinyawo lapho kuthunyiswa ngonyawo nokushisa okuvela ngaphakathi kwesihlangu sakho ukuhlangana ukuze kuzalwe ithimba lephupho elimnandi: amabhaktheriya nesibungulu. Le nqubo yemvelo yemvelo ayicacisi.
Ngakho lapho ngizwa enkampanini ethi ngenza amasokisi angcono kakhulu emhlabeni, ngithi "yilethe". I-MP Magic Socks ithi i-trio yensimbi ifakwe emasokisi abo - isiliva, ithusi ne-zinc - basebenzisana ndawonye ukuze balwe nama-bacteria futhi bahlale bephunga. Amasokisi kuthiwa aklanyelwe ukuba aqhubeke, aphefumule futhi aphephe. Nganquma ukubeka zonke lezi zimfanelo ekuvivinyeni ngokugqoka i-pair eyodwa yamasokisi ngezinsuku ezinhlanu eziqondile zenqubo yami ye-NYC yansuku zonke. Kungenzeka yini ukuthi amasokisi angagcina izinyawo zami zingenangqondo kulo lonke isonto lomsebenzi? Ngangizimisele ukuthola.
01 ka-06
Usuku 1: NgoMsombuluko, Septemba 25, 2017
I-New York inhle. Elspeth Velten Ngo-9: 31 ekuseni: Ngifika ehhovisi futhi ngigqoke izikhwama ezingenasici ezinama-ankle. Kuyinto engashintshi ngaphandle kweviki lokuqala lokuwa, kepha ngisaphinde ngiqede izikhumba zami zekhanda ukuze ngiyeke kuleli sonto ukuze nginike lezi masokisi ukuhlolwa kwangempela. Ngiya ekhishini ehhovisi ukuze ngifake ukudla kwami kwasemini efrijini bese ngibheka isimo sethu sezinhlobo ezibandayo - i-keg ivame ukugcwele ngoMsombuluko wehlobo. Izinyathelo ezingu-108
Ngo-9: 34 ekuseni: Ngokusobala ukushisa okubanda ngoMsombuluko kuphelile ngokuphelela kwehlobo, nakuba kufanele kube yizi-86 degrees namuhla. Ngiya e-downstairs kuya e-Starbucks esondelene kakhulu - kuyamangaza ukuthi ayinabantu abanzi, becabanga ukuthi iphakathi kwe-Times Square. 258 Izinyathelo; Ukushisa: ama degree angu-76
9:49 am: Ngihamba cishe usuku lonke lomsebenzi wami njengenjwayelo - la masokisi ayingcosana emabhokisini ami! Ingabe lokho kuzwakala kulabo engisebenza nabo? Akuqinisekisiwe. Usuku lwami lubandakanya ikhishi elincane, indlu yokugezela kanye nephrinta egijima, nemihlangano emibili. 755 Izinyathelo
5:24 pm: Ngishiya umsebenzi ngiya e-gym. Ngithatha i-Subway kuya ku-Alphabet City, lapho kuhlala khona indlu yami nokuzivocavoca. Kumelwe ngishintshe izitimela emgwaqweni waseNtshonalanga 4, futhi leso siteshi sinamanzi namhlanje! Ngifika ejimini futhi ngihamba ngezindiza ezinhlanu ukuya ekamelweni lokungena. 1510 Izinyathelo; Ukushisa: ama-degree angu-84
5:50 pm: I- Fox News ivulekile phambi kwesitatimende sami ngenkathi ngisebenza. Ingabe izindaba zomhlaba jikelele kanye nesimo sendlela aboniswa ngayo kumaphephandaba angenza ngithuthukise ngaphezulu? Ngicabanga kanjalo. Ibanga: 3.25 amamayela
Ngo-6: 45 ntambama: Ngishaya esitolo ngisendleleni ekhaya ngemva kokuzivocavoca. Nginamahloni ngempela ... kodwa ingabe amasokisi ami? Ngifika ekhaya, ngihambe ngezinyawo ezine eziya endlini yami, futhi ngizikhiphe usuku ukuze ngithole. 1356 Izinyathelo
I-One One Factory Stink Factor: 1 ku-10
Ngidonsa kodwa amasokisi ami ayomile, futhi lapho eqala ukukhala, ahlala engenamakha. Ngibamba izinyawo ezinamafutha okwedlula okwesikhashana, kepha empeleni, akukho phunga eliphawulekayo lokukhuluma ngalo.
02 ka 06
Usuku lwesibili: NgoLwesibili, ngo-September 26, 2017
Elspeth Velten 8:35 am: Ngiya emasokisi. Nginomuzwa omuhle ngakho, kodwa konke kungokwengqondo - babheka, bazizwa futhi bahogela kakhulu njengamasokisi ahlanzekile. Ngibeka amabhukwana ami phezu kwabo, futhi ngiyikhohlwe ukuthi ikhona.
Ngo-8: 49 ekuseni: Ngangihamba emsebenzini wami. I-degree yayo engama-71 ngaphandle, kodwa amadigri ayisigidi e-Ave yesibili. Isiteshi sesitimela. Ngikwenza etafuleni lami ngo-9: 37 ngemuva kokumisa okusheshayo ku-Whole Foods ngamanye ama-grinders - i-ekhishini lehhovisi lihlale ligcwele amaqanda abilisiwe, kepha akufanele kube nosawoti kanye nosawoti ekudleni. Kodwa manje ngeke ngiphinde ngibe nale nkinga. 2476 Izinyathelo
9:41 am: Ngiya ekhishini ngizobamba amaqanda kanye nekhofi. Phakathi nosuku lwami lonke, ngiya emihlanganweni emibili, ngibuyele ekhishini izikhathi ezintathu zokudla kwasemini nokudla okulula, futhi endlini yokugezela izikhathi eziningi ezivamile. Izinyathelo ezingu-1012
6:01 pm: Isikhathi sokuyifaka bese uphuma. Ngihamba edolobheni ukuyohlangana nomyeni wami emgwaqweni wama-38, bese siqhubeka ekhaya lethu lokuya ekhaya elivela eHerald Square. Sifika emgwaqeni ogwadule bese sihamba ekhaya ukusuka lapho - kukhona ukulibaziseka okwenzekayo futhi akufanelekile ukulinda. 3485 Izinyathelo
6:45 pm: Ngingumkhaya, kodwa usuku lomsebenzi aluphelile. Siqoqa izingubo zethu kanye nekhanda ku-laundromat. Amasokisi anami - ezinyaweni zami, hhayi esikhwameni sokuhlanza. 934 Izinyathelo
Ngo- 7: 26 ntambama: Imithwalo ikhona. Ngiya emakethe eseduze ukuze ngithathe enye i-sushi yokudla ebhentshini ngaphandle kwe-laundromat. 530 Izinyathelo
U-8: 40 ebusuku: Ngingumakhaya ebusuku, futhi amasokisi avuliwe. Isikhathi seqiniso. Izinyathelo ezingu-1029
I-Factory Day Two Stink Factory: 3 ku-10
Izinto ziqhubeka ngokuqhubekayo esilinganisweni. Ingabe iphunga kakhulu njengoba amasokisi ajwayelekile angakapheli izinsuku ezimbili zokugqoka okunzima? Cha. Ingabe zizwa iphunga ezinjengezinyawo kunokungathi lutho? Yebo. Ngabe kungaba yisifo se-HR uma ngisusa izicathulo zami phakathi kwehhovisi lami ngamasokisi esimweni sabo samanje? Cishe cha.
03 ka 06
Usuku lwesithathu: ULwesithathu, uNhlangulana 27, 2017
Elspeth Velten 8:58 am: Lokhu kwenzeka ngempela. Ngishiya indlu yami emsebenzini, futhi ngigqoke isisindo esifanayo samasokisi ngosuku lwesithathu ngokulandelana. Umusa osindisayo? Kubonakala sengathi sebezivuselele ngobusuku obubodwa - ukuphosa okuncane okwakubonakala ekupheleni kosuku ezimbili kubonakala sengathi sekuphelile. Angikukhononda. Ngima ikhofi ye-iced endleleni eya e-Subway. 2155 Izinyathelo
9:37 am: NgiseDeskini lami - usuku lwami lomsebenzi seluqalile ngokusemthethweni. Kuyinto yosuku lomhlangano olukhanyayo, okusho ukuthi kunamathuba amaningi okumbumbuluza - futhi isikhathi esiningi sokuhlala edeskini yami ngaphandle kokulula imilenze yami. Ngilethe isidlo sasemini, futhi ngingenaso isizathu sokushiya ihhovisi kuze ngiphelelwe usuku. Izinyathelo ezingu-976
Ngo-6: 20 ntambama: Nakuba izinto zazihle zihlanzekile namhlanje ekuseni, ukuzethemba kwami kulesi sivivinyo sekuqala ukuzamazama. Ngesibili ngiqagela yonke into engavamile ehhovisi - kodwa akusikho indlela engingayinika ngayo izinyawo zami etafuleni lami ngaphandle kokubheka njenge-weirdo yangempela. Ngikhululekile uma sekuyisikhathi sokubuyela ekhaya, nakuba ngiyaqiniseka ukuthi ukuzikhathalela kwami konke kungokwengqondo. Ngiphakamisa futhi ngihlangana noCharlie phansi - sihamba edolobheni ndawonye futhi simise esitolo esisha esishisayo saseVietnam ukuze sidle isidlo sakusihlwa. 2794 Izinyathelo
Ngo- 7: 50 ntambama: Ngesikhathi sakusihlwa, futhi iphunga elimnandi le-fish sauce liqinisekisa ukuthi izinyawo zami akuzona kuphela iphunga elimnandi elisegumbini. Siqedela isidlo futhi sihambe ekhaya emabhuloki ambalwa efulethini lethu, lapho umsebenzi wami wosuku usuqedile khona. Amasokisi avuliwe. Izinyathelo ezingu-1407
I-Day Three Factory Stink Factor: 2 ku-10
Ngishayela ucingo, kodwa ngiyafunga lezi masokisi ziphunga kancane ezinyaweni kunamahora angu-24 adlule. Ingabe izinsimbi kufanele zibulale amabhaktheriya ngempela? Kuleli phuzu, angikhathaleli ukuthi isebenza kanjani, uma nje ikhona.
04 ka 06
Usuku lwesine: uLwesine, Septemba 28, 2017
8:42 am: Amasokisi avuliwe. Ngangihamba lapho ngihamba futhi ngima ikhofi yami iced. Kungama-degree angu-74, kodwa ngosuku lwesine ngokulandelana, ngigqoke amabhuti ami amnyama esikhumba. Osebenza nabo cishe baqala ukucabanga ukuthi lezi izicathulo zami kuphela. (Ngiyazi ukuthi akulona iqiniso, kungenzeka ukuthi bayibona.) Ngiyazonda izinkathi zonyaka. Izinyathelo ezingu-2 200
12:26 pm: Anginayo imihlangano namuhla, ngakho-ke angizange ngithole okuningi kusukela ngifika edeskini yami ngo-9: 20 ekuseni ngiphumelele ukuze ngiphume ukudla kwasemini - indawo engiyithandayo yokudla kwasemini kuphela izindlela ezincane phansi kwebhokisi, kodwa kufanele ngidlule i-Times Square ukuze ngize lapho. I-Nightmare. Ngidla ngaphandle nomngane - sakwazi ukugubha itafula elisebusuku ngaphandle kokubona u-Elmos. Izinyathelo ezingu-1116
5:40 pm: Ngishiya umsebenzi ukuze ngiye ejimini, kodwa ngiyeke umgodi eCreate naseBarrel ngo-Broadway naseHouston ukuze ngithathe umyalo engiwenzile kuyi-intanethi. Ngisindise u-$ 6 ngokungayithumeli, kodwa manje kufanele ngidonsele e-gym kanye nesitolo ekudleni kwami. Kuyakufaneleka? Kuyabuza. Izinyathelo ezingu-2808
Ngo-6: 30 ntambama: I- Fox News isendaweni yokuzivocavoca futhi, kodwa manje esikhundleni sokungithunjwa, ngicindezelwe kakhulu. Lona yi-New York! Yazi izilaleli zakho. Nginqume ukugijimela emakhilomitha amabili, futhi ngishaye amapulangwe ngamapulangwe nezinye umsebenzi wengalo. Ukuhamba ibanga: 2.21 amamayela
Ngo-7: 20 ntambama: Ikhaya ebusuku, emva kokuma esitolo sokudla nge-sushi yami yesibili dinner kuleli sonto. Ngifaka amasokisi ngezinyawo zami futhi aziphuzi nje. Isifiso sami sithola okuhle kakhulu kimi ngakho nginqume unyawo lwami. Kuyinto efisa sengathi unyawo - Ngisho ukuthi, ngisanda kuhamba nsuku zonke ngamabhoti futhi ngigijima ngamamayela amabili, ngakho-ke ngizoyivumela - kodwa amasokisi angenasiphelo. Ngiyajabula. Izinyathelo ezingu-1,500
Usuku Lwezinsuku Eziyisithupha Eziqothuzayo: 1 ku-10
05 ka 06
Usuku 5: uLwesihlanu, Septemba 29, 2017
Elspeth Velten Ngo-9: 17 ekuseni: Kukhona izikhathi lapho ngangingacabangi ngempela ukuthi ngizokuthola lokhu, kepha lapha silapha, ngosuku lokugcina lokuzama kwami. Ngiya emsebenzini ukuze ngisebenzise amasokisi angaphansi kwe-Vlip-on Vans yami. 2142 Izinyathelo; Ukushisa: ama-degree angu-60
Ngo-9: 55 ekuseni: NgiseDeskini lami ngalolo suku, kanti noma yiLwesihlanu ngoLwesihlanu e-ofisini lisebenza ngokusemthethweni kulo nyaka, ngisalokhu ngisodwa kuphela lapha. Ingabe abantu bayakugwema ukuba khona kwami ngenxa yephunga elithile ukuthi ngiye ngajwayele ukuthi angisakwazi ukuqonda? Cishe akunjalo, kodwa ngicabanga ukuthi izinto ziqala ukuthola umdwebo omncane phansi ezansi zomkhawulo wami ophansi kakhulu. Usuku lwami luhlanganisa ukunyakaza okuncane, ngaphandle kokudla okusheshayo ukuze udle ukudla kwasemini phansi. Izinyathelo ezingu-1326
Ngo-3: 44 ntambama: Ngiyaqiniseka ukuthi i-combo yamasokisi ezinsuku ezinhlanu ezinama-sneakers on sneakers engivame ukuzigqoka ngaphandle kwamasokisi ekugcineni kufike esimweni esihle. Noma mhlawumbe amasokisi ami ayazi ukuthi usuku lwabo lokugcina emsebenzini futhi baqala ukuqala? Ngandlela-thile, angikwazi ukulinda ukuthatha lezi masokisi isikhathi sokugcina.
Ngishiya emsebenzini ekuseni futhi ngigijimela ePenn Station ngiya e-Long Island ngempelasonto - uma amasokisi ami ezwa iphuzu ngalesi sikhathi, isitimela saseLong Island Rail Road ngokuqinisekile siyindawo ephephile. 793 Izinyathelo
Ngo-5: 16 ntambama: Ngishintsha izitimela esiteshini saseBabiloni. Sisezingeni elisekhaya. 172 Izinyathelo
5:39 pm: Ngifinyelele lapho ngiya khona futhi amasokisi ami avaliwe. Bakha, njengezinyawo zami nezicathulo zami. 149 Izinyathelo
Isiqephu Sokushisa Esiyisihlanu Sosuku: 6 kwabangu-10
06 ka-06
Isiphetho
Ngemuva kwezinsuku ezinhlanu, izinyathelo ezingu-32,991 nezinyawo ezingu-5.46 zokugqoka, i-MP Magic Socks iduma. Kodwa yikuphi okwakungenjalo? Lawa masokisi aqhubekela phambili kuze kufike usuku lokugcina - bebengase babe nomuzwa wokuthi bangamasokisi asetshenziswa kabusha ngosuku lwesithathu, kodwa banamathele ekufuneni kwabo okungenasiphelo esikhathini eside sokuhlola.
Ngingayincoma yini la masokisi kumhambi? Yebo. Ukuhamba ngokuvamile kuhlanganisa izimo ezihlukahlukene lapho izicathulo kudingeka zisuswe khona; kungakhathaliseki ukuthi ubhekwa esiteshini sezindiza, ukhululekile emotweni yesikhathi eside, ungene endlini yenkolo yokukhulekela noma uvakashele umngane wendawo ekhaya, inkambiso nenqubo yanikeza amathuba amanengi okuba namahloni ezinyawo ukuvusa ikhanda elivuthiwe. Lawa masokisi angaqeda isidingo sokukhathazeka uma egqoke usuku lokuhlola, futhi angakwazi ukuvuselela i-suitcase yakho uma isetshenziselwa isikhathi eside. Ungathembeli kwiqembu elilodwa ngezinsuku eziyisihlanu, kodwa uma usika ukusetshenziswa kwakho kokudla okuphakathi kwesigamu ngesikhathi semisindo yakho yeholide njengephupho, zizwe ukhululekile ukwazi ukuthi lo modeli ungabamba kalula amahora angu-48 wokugqoka - ikakhulukazi uma avunyelwe ukuphumula izintambo ezikhandlayo ebusuku.
(Njengoba kujwayelekile embonini yezokuvakasha, umlobi wanikezwa umkhiqizo ohlolisisayo ngezinjongo zokubuyekeza. Nakuba kungathonyeki lokhu kubuyekezwa, isayithi likholwa ngokudalulwa ngokugcwele kwazo zonke izingxabano ezingase zenzeke.)