I-spas ibonisa izinto eziningi abantu abazondayo
I-spate yokuzonda? Enye yezindlela ezihamba phambili zokuhamba, ama-spas ahamba kuyo yonke indawo abavakashelayo. Kodwa ama-spas awawona wonke umuntu. Uma ungakafiki endaweni yokuya e-spa, noma uke wafika e-spa yosuku (okuyilapho, njengoba umyeni wami ethanda ukukhomba, yizimbambululi ezimbili zokuqala ezwini elithi "odelelekile"), kufanele wazi ukuthi yini ' sibheka lapho sicabangela ukuvakasha kwe-spa. Lezi izinto ezimbalwa mayelana nama-spas ongazonda. Ngiyazi ukuthi ngiyakwenza.
01 kwangu-11
Thing To Hate Mayelana Spas: Ukuhlolwa Medical
Umphathi othile omubi wanginika isitifikedi sesipho sempelasonto eCanyon Ranch eBerkshires . Into yokuqala ababethi kimi emva kokungena ukuthi bekufanele ngidinge ukuhlolwa kwezokwelapha ukuze ngihlanganyele emisebenzini. Ngaphendula ngokuthi:
- a) IKhesari Palace, indawo enokuzithokozisa kakhulu emibonweni yami ethobekile, ayidingi izivivinyo zezokwelapha; futhi
b) Njengoba ngangingenaso isifiso sokuhambisa ukuhlolwa kwezokwelapha ngeholide lami, ngeke ngihlanganyele emisebenzini yabo, ngiyabonga kakhulu.
Kwesinye isibuko, kwakudingeka ngigcwalise ifomu lekhasi lamithathu elihlanganisa imibuzo eminingi yokwelashwa kanye nombuzo mayelana nokukhetha kwami kokulawula kokuzalwa - konke ukuze uthole ukuhamba okulula!
Nakuba akuwona wonke ama-spas akhathazeka kakhulu, awusoze wazi ukuthi ungathola yini i-degree-third evela kubasebenzi.
- a) IKhesari Palace, indawo enokuzithokozisa kakhulu emibonweni yami ethobekile, ayidingi izivivinyo zezokwelapha; futhi
02 kwangu-11
Thing To Hate Mayelana Spas: Ukudla
Ukudla okunomsoco we-spa kususa amafutha amaningi, ushukela, nama-carbohydrate kusuka ekudleni ngalunye ngangokunokwenzeka. Yazi ukuthi yini enye ayisusa? Ukunambitheka! Ngokuthembeka, okwenza abantu bathole injabulo: Pilates - noma abesifazane abenza amapayipi?
03 ka-11
Thing To Hate Mayelana Spas: 6 am Nature Walks
Izinto eziphilayo kuphela okumelwe zikhuphuke ngo-6 ekuseni ziyizintambo kanye nabakwa-milkmen. Hlala embhedeni nomunye wakho obalulekile futhi usebenze kude nekhalori ngendlela enhle kakhulu. Bese unomqondo wokubuyela emuva ukulala.04 kwangu-11
Thing To Hate Mayelana Spas: New Age Spacey Nonsense
Uma ngabe ngine-chakras, ngingathemba ukuthi babelungele ukuqondanisa futhi bengenzi isikhathi sami ngizama ukuwaqeda kabusha. Ngokwethembeka, i-spa yesayensi ingathi iyabonakala njengokuklanywa okuhlakaniphile. Ukuphila kubuye kube mfushane kakhulu ukuze kungasetshenziswanga isikhathi sokwelashwa kokubaluleka kokubaluleka, kuhlanganise nokwelashwa kombala, i-aromatherapy, kanye nokwelashwa kwamakholoni okungaphili kahle.
05 ka-11
Into Yokuzonda Ngama Spas: Izandla Zabafokazi
Ema-spas, izandla zabantu abangabazi bazama ukuphoqa, ukugubha, ukukhetha, nokucubungula izingxenye ezahlukene zesimo sakho-uma ubavumela. Abanye abantu bathanda lokhu. Kodwa uma uyazonda umqondo womuntu kodwa okunye okuphawulekayo okukuthinta wena noma othandekayo wakho, ama-spas awawenawo.06 kwangu-11
Thing To Hate Mayelana Spas: Zindleko
Ukuhlala kwe-Spa akubizayo. Akukona nje kuphela ukuthi amakhasimende kufanele akhokhele izinsizakalo kanye nephuzu kubo, kepha ama-spas amaningi afaka emgqeni wawo ngokuba nemikhiqizo ye-push push. Ngokuvamile kukhona nesitolo se-spa lapho ungagcina khona emgqeni wabo wezingubo eziphezulu, ezithuthumayo, neminye imikhiqizo ye-spa ukuze ubuyekeze isipiliyoni ekhaya. Lokho, ungenza okungenani ku-Wal-Mart.07 kwangu-11
Into Yokuzonda Ngama-Spas: Amanye Amagoli We-Spa
Ngaso sonke isikhathi ubona izinhlobo zabantu abafaka ama-spas? Lawa akuzona abantu ababukeka kahle. Angisho ukuthi ungabamba okuthile kubo, nakuba izinkinga zabo ezingekho emzimbeni zesikhumba, ubukeka, namabilini zingasongela ukuphakamisa imibuzo efanayo phakathi kwalabo abaseduze.
Enye into: Ngezinye izikhathi ama-Spas abamba izifundisi zezivakashi ezikhethiwe ukukhuthaza izivakashi. Kodwa lezi akuzona ngempela abantu abafanelekile ukuthunyelwa noma ukulalela. Ekuhambeleni kwami okukhulunywe ngaphambili eCanyon Ranch, isivakashi esidumile sasiyi-Miss America esasihileleke esicaleni sokukhwabanisa futhi saboshwa ngokudubula. Ngokuqinisekile, wayenemilenze enomzimba futhi akekho i-cellulite ... kodwa wayengenalo isibonelo.
08 kwangu-11
Thing To Hate Mayelana Spas: Spas kukhona Boring
Ungathanda yini ukuchitha amahora akho okuhamba ngemali ukuhamba nokubona, ukwenza ukunambitheka nokuzwa - noma ukuthola ubuso nosizi? Abanye abantu ngokuqinisekile bathola ukuphumula kokugcina. Kodwa ngemali yami uhambo lwangaphandle lushaya umuntu wangaphakathi nanoma yisiphi isonto. Futhi wake waba yisilaleli esithunjiwe kulowo mculo ongenawo amazwi, ononal, umculo osenkulisa kakhulu? Kuyinto efana ne-aural ye-drive-by lobotomy.
09 kwangu-11
Thing To Hate Mayelana Spas: Ukushaya
Ngiyazi, ngiyazi, abantu abaningi bacabanga ukuthi ukujuluka kunempilo. I-spas foster ukuthi ngamakamelo azo, ama-saunas nama-hot baths. Futhi ungangifuni ukuqala nge-sweat lodges kanye nama-temazcals. Ngomuntu siqu, ngiqala ukucabanga ukuthi ngiyagula futhi ngisebenzisa umkhuhlane lapho ngiqala ukuthumba. Futhi uma ngikwenza njalo, ngokushesha ngidinga ukulala phansi egumbini eliphethwe umoya ukuze lidlule futhi ngibuyele ekushiseni komzimba okujwayelekile.
10 kwangu-11
Thing To Hate Mayelana Spas: Kufana Gym
Mhlawumbe wawuthanda ukuvocavoca esikoleni. Kuye, kwakukuhlushwa ukukhuthazwa. Futhi ama-spas afana nokunye okunjalo. Kusukela etafuleni langaphambili (lapho abasebenzi bephendule khona umbuzo othi, "Zingaphi lapho amantombazane angamaqhinga kodwa amantombazane avela esikoleni esiphakeme aye ngemva kokuphothula iziqu?") Ekamelweni lokunakekelwa (okuyinto impendulo yombuzo othi "Ungawuhlobisa kanjani i-rabbit warren ukuphuma ngaphandle kwe-claustrophobic? ") ekushiseni, ukujuluka, namakamelo okuzulazula komphakathi, i-spas yi-high school gym redux. Futhi abanye bethu abakwazi nje ukulinda insimbi ukuba ingene ngokushesha.11 kwangu-11
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