Izinto Ezikuphela Kwezizwe Eziqotho Ziyazi ...
Kunezinto ezithile ezenziwa yiSouth Africa kuphela noma ezithokozisa ngeNingizimu. Abantu baseNyakatho bangazama ukuqonda, kodwa ikakhulukazi, abazi ngisho nalokho abangakuqondi. Amanye alawa "amahlaya" azungeze futhi azungeze i-intanethi futhi emuva nangaphezulu nge-imeyili. Angazi ukuthi WHO wabhala lokhu ... kodwa ngiyazi ukuthi kwakudingeka kube yiNdodana yasemhlabeni yangempela, yeqiniso:
- Ngithanda Ukuba YaseNingizimu ...
- Owesilisa kuphela owazi umehluko phakathi kwe-hersie ehambisanayo nokulingana okuhlangene, nokuthi "awunabo", "PITCH" kubo.
- I-Southerner kuphela eyazi ukuthi iningi lezinhlanzi, imifino ye-collard, imifino ye-turnip, i-peas, ubhontshisi, njll, yakha "umonakalo."
- Owesifazane ongasenyakatho kuphela ongabonisa noma ukukhomba kuwe isiqondiso jikelele esithi "ngaphesheya."
- I-Southerner kuphela eyazi kahle ukuthi "ngokuqondile" isikhathi eside kangakanani - njengokuthi: "Iya edolobheni, buyela ngqo."
- Ngisho nezinsana eziseningizimu ziyazi ukuthi "Gimme ushukela" akuyona isicelo se-sweet, granular sweet substance ehlezi esitsheni esihle kakhulu phakathi kwetafula.
- Bonke abasemzini bayazi ukuthi "nini" futhi. Bangase bangasebenzisi leli gama, kodwa bayazi kahle umqondo.
- Owesilisa kuphela owazi kahle ukuthi isenzo esingcono kakhulu somnduduzo omakhelwane onenkathazo yi-plate yenkukhu ethosiwe kanye nesitsha esikhulu samakhadi amazambane abandayo. Uma inkinga yomakhelwane kuyinkinga yangempela, bayakwazi nokwengeza i-banana puddin enkulu!
- Abantu abakuphela kwamanye amazwe bakhula bayazi umehluko phakathi "eduze eduze" nokuthi "ucezu olude kakhulu." Bayazi nokuthi "phansi komgwaqo" kungaba mhilomitha elilodwa noma 20.
- Kuphela iNingizimu Afrika, kokubili iyazi futhi iyaqonda, umehluko phakathi kwe-redneck, i-good ol 'boy, ne po' idoti elimhlophe.
- Akekho oMoya ongenamhlanje ongasoze acabange ukuthi imoto ngesibonakaliso esivuthayo empeleni iyokwenza ijika.
- I-Southerner uyazi ukuthi "fixin" ingasetshenziswa njengegama, isenzo, noma isaziso.
- AbaseNingizimu Afrika kuphela abangenza abangane ngenkathi bemile emigqeni. Asazi "imigqa," senza "imigqa"; futhi uma sise "emgqeni," sikhuluma nabantu bonke!
- Beka amaSweden angama-100 ekamelweni kanye nengxenye yazo bazothola ukuthi bahlobene, ngisho nangomshado kuphela.
- Abasemhlabeni bangabhekiseli kumuntu oyedwa ngokuthi "ya'll."
- Abantu baseNingizimu Afrika bayazi ukuthi ama-grits avela kumabele nokuthi angadla kanjani.
- Wonke umuntu onyakeni owaziyo utamatisi ngamaqanda, ubhekeni, ama-grits, nekhofi zihle kakhulu; leso silwane esilubomvu nesilwane sasekuseni; futhi utamatisi oluhlaza othosiwe akuyona ukudla kwasekuseni.
- Uma uzwa othile ethi, "Yebo, ngizibambe ngibheke", "uyazi ukuthi ukhona phambi koMoya ongokoqobo!
- AbaseNingizimu Afrika kuphela bathi "itiye elimnandi" nelithi "ubisi olumnandi." Itheyi elimnandi libonisa isidingo soshukela kanye nokuningi kwalo --- asiyithandi itiye lethu lingenaswidi. "Ubisi olumnandi" lisho ukuthi awufuni i-buttermilk.
- Futhi iNingizimu Afrika yangempela iyazi ukuthi awuklololi ukuthuka kwamantombazane omdala aqhuba 30 MPH endleleni. Wena nje uthi, "Busisa inhliziyo yakhe" futhi uhambe ngendlela yakho.
- Kulabo abasaba namahloni amancane yi-Southerness yakho: Thatha imvuselelo emibili yetende kanye nomthamo we-sausage gravy bese ungibiza ekuseni. Busisa inhliziyo yakho!
- Futhi kulabo abanobunzima bokuqonda konke lokhu okuseNingizimu, babusise izinhliziyo zenu, ngizwa ukuthi bahlela ukuba babe namakilasi eSouthness njengolimi lwesibili!
- Futhi kulabo abangekho eNingizimu kepha behlala lapha isikhathi eside, bafuna isibonakaliso sokulenga e-ya'lls front porch efundeka ukuthi "Ngiyavela eNingizimu kodwa ngifika lapha ngokushesha ngangokunokwenzeka. "
- Busisa izinhliziyo zakho, uzobe nosuku olubusisiwe.
~ Angaziwa
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