Ukuvakashela i-Ireland njengomfazi ongahambisani - Ayikho Inkinga enkulu
Abesifazane abangabodwa, abesifazane abahamba bodwa, ingabe kukhona inkinga kubo e-Ireland? Ngokuvamile akunjalo. Ngenkathi kunamanye amazwe emhlabeni lapho abesifazane akufanele bahambe khona bodwa, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi yiziphi izizathu - i-Ireland ayikho neze yazo. Eqinisweni, i-Ireland ingabhekwa njengendawo ephephile kowesifazane ohambayo. Lokhu, kodwa, akuguquli iqiniso lokuthi abahambi abasha kufanele bahlale beqaphile, ngezindlela eziningana.
Futhi ukuthi abesifazane ngokuvamile bahloswe ngaphezu kwamadoda yizilwane ezidliwayo.
Izigebengu Kwabesifazane E-Ireland
Kuyiqiniso elibuhlungu - ubugebengu obushushiswa ngabesifazane besaseningizimu e-Ireland. Nakuba lezi zibalo ezijwayelekile zihlanganisa ukuhlukumeza okufuywayo kanye nomshado (kanti kanti ukukhuphuka kungase kube ngenxa yokubika okuningi) ngokuqinisekile kuyisixwayiso. Kodwa-ke, ingozi kubesifazane abahamba e-Ireland kubonakala sengathi ihambisana namazwe amaningi aseMiddle-Europe, i-USA neCanada. Kodwa akumelwe neze kucatshangwe ukuthi i-Ireland iyindawo ekhethekile "ephephile" . Iqiniso: kuzo zonke izivakashi ezibulewe e-Ireland phakathi neminyaka embalwa edlule, iningi lalingabantu ababulawa yizimoto noma izisulu zezinye izingozi. Izisulu kuphela zokubulala ... kwakuyizinsizwa ezihambahamba zodwa ngesikhathi sokufa. Ngakho-ke izixwayiso ezivamile kufanele zithathwe - izinyathelo ezifanayo ongazithatha kuwo wonke amadolobha noma izwe ongumhambi kuwo.
Izindinganiso Kwabesifazane Abahlanganyelwe E-Ireland
Mhlawumbe lesi sitatimende esivela kumlingani wesifazane uyayifaka: "Amadoda ase-Ireland angaba oh-so-charming, nge-banter enhliziyweni ekhanyayo, ekhanyisa iso nokunye - kodwa kunzima kakhulu ukuwaqeda uma wenza abafuni ukuwa ngenxa yezintelezi zabo! " Ngaphandle kokuthi ubukeke njengoRipley ukulungele ukuvikela i- "Nostromo" (noma into ethile idonsela emuva emuva kwegceke, bese ungena nge-flap-flap), uzothola phezulu, uhlolwe ngezigqoko ezifunayo, bese uxoxwa ngaso iphuzu elithile.
Ngesikhathi futhi kanjani kuncike endaweni, i-clientsèle, nomthamo wotshwala obathintekayo. Njengoba abanye abantu base-Ireland besesimweni esinjalo besenza njengesipho sikaNkulunkulu kubantu besifazane, ukwenqaba noma ukungabi nentshisekelo ngezinye izikhathi kungathathwa kalula. Lindela ama-choruses "Aw, c'moooon ..."
Ubulili e-Ireland
Ubulili ngaphandle komshado kwakungabonakali kubantu abaningi base-Irish kuze kube yamuva nje, ukuguqula ngokocansi ngokudlula i-Emerald Isle izikhathi eziningana, futhi ngamakhilomitha. Lokhu kwashintsha ngokuphawulekayo eminyakeni edlule. Futhi kubonakala njengokungathi ingxenye yabantu izama ukwenza isikhathi esilahlekile, ngezikhathi ezithile. Ngeshwa, noma imfundo yezocansi noma ukuhlanzeka kubonakala sengathi ihambisane nale mkhuba. Ithuba lokubamba izifo ezithathelwana ngocansi (STD) liphakeme.
Ngakho noma yini oyenzayo - sebenzisa ukuvikelwa. Okufanelekile, ulethe ngokwakho, amakhondomu ayabiza kakhulu e-Ireland futhi akutholaki njalo ngemuva kwamahora . Futhi ungalokothi uthembele kumuntu wesilisa wase-Ireland ukuzakhela yena. Ngisho noma ngabe kungenzeka ukuthi bahlala ephaketheni lakhe isikhathi eside, eduze nezinkinobho zemoto yakhe noshintsho oluncane, alungele ukukhwabanisa kancane kancane. Futhi uma izinto zingalungile noma kunjalo ... sicela uqaphele ukuthi ukubeletha okuphuthumayo kuyatholakala (ngisho nangaphezulu) e-Ireland.
Iyiphi Ingxenye "Cha" Ingabe Abantu Base-Ireland Abaqondi?
Amadoda ase-Ireland avame ukutshelwa ngokuphindaphindiwe (futhi ngezikhathi ezithile ngokuqinile) ukuthi into yabo isifiso nhlobo. "Awu, qhubeka, nje ukujabulisa ..." kungase kube impendulo oyithola uma ubeka ngokucacile ukuthi akukho zifiso zenyama ezivuswe kuwe. Njengokuthi udinga induduzo esitatimendeni esisho ukuthi umshado awucatshangwanga (okwamanje).
Uma unomuzwa wokuthi indoda ifuna okungaphezu kwalokho ozimisele ukukunikeza, mtshele ngokucacile kanjalo. Ungaqhubeki udlala ngothando, ube ngumsebenzi webhizinisi futhi ume ngokuqinile. Kungase kumthathe okunye okuzama ukuyeka, noma kunjalo.
Uma uqalekisiwe ngesiboniso esinzima kakhulu noma esinembile kakhulu sobubuntu base-Ireland, lungela ukuhlala okuhloniphekile (nokuphephile). Cela usizo uma kunesidingo. Abantu ngezinye izikhathi banqikaza ukuphazamisa ibhizinisi labanye abantu, ngezinye izikhathi ngisho nokungazinaki ubugebengu obuqhubekayo.
Kodwa kulula ukuyihlazola iningi labo ekusebenzeni ngendlela eqondile. "Ungangisiza yini, sicela ...?" Inkulumo ethi "intombazane enokucindezeleka" isebenza nalabo abaningi base-Ireland.
Izinto Okumele Zizigweme e-Ireland
Kunezinto ezimbalwa ongakugwema kangcono uma uhamba wedwa njengowesifazane e-Ireland:
- Gwema ukuyeka ukungahloniphi - uma unqabile noma yikuphi ukuxhumana, shaka ngokucacile, futhi ubaleke ngokushesha.
- Gwema ukungacabangi - sebenzisa ngokucacile, phezulu "Cha!" kanye nolwazi lomzimba olufanele ukuze wenze iphuzu lakho.
- Gwema ukudakwa - uma uzibeka ungenakuzivikela, uyisiwula. Futhi qaphela iziphuzo "ezipakwe" (nakuba i-vodka e-sneaked-in in-vodka ivame kakhulu kunomthamo we flunitrazepam).
- Gwema ukuxhumana okusheshayo kuze kube yilapho unesiqiniseko sokuthi ufuna noma yikuphi, inyoka encane ivula izikhukhula ze testosterone.
- Gwema ukuhlala wedwa (a) nomfokazi wesilisa, ikakhulukazi nomuntu ofuna ukukukhombisa "ukusika okufutshane".
- Gwema ukuhamba ngezinyawo kuphela.
- Gwema noma yiziphi izinkinga eziyaziwayo, buza endaweni yakho yokuhlala ngabo.
- Gwema ukulandela noma yisiphi isimemo "kwendlu yangaphandle" nabantu abangabazi.
- Ngaphansi kwanoma yiziphi izimo gwema izidakamizwa - zingaphezu kokungathi zihlukumeze isinqumo sakho, futhi kukhona nezinye izingxube ezibulalayo emakethe kanye.
Futhi ekugcineni - ungalokothi ucabange ukuthi konke kuhle ngoba wezwa ama-Ireland konke okuhle futhi okuwusizo. Kukhona amacu-nut kanye nabangabenzi abahlukumezayo cishe yonke indawo, ngisho nase-Emerald Isle.
Ku-Emergency ...
... run! Ngenxa yokwanda okujwayelekile kokuziphatha kobudlova, nokunyuka okusheshayo ekucaseni kancane, akukhuthazwa ukulwa, khetha ukuphuma okusheshayo kunalokho. Hamba kude nanoma yisiphi isimo esingakhululekile, ukhetha isiqondiso "esiphephile" (ie kuze kube ku-barman noma kumuntu oqhamukayo, esakhiweni esiseduze esiseduze, esixukwini, ngisho nasesangweni eliseduzane eliseduze), futhi wenze abanye bazi ukuthi uhluphekile.
Uma ukhonjiwe, ungazami izinto ezithandwayo - ukukhahlela ngamandla emasendeni kanye ne-sprint kufanele kube yisenzo sakho sokukhetha. Futhi uma edolobheni ungaqapheli ukufaka enye yama-rabbit we-rabbit of alleys alleys. Ukugijima phakathi komgwaqo uma kufanele, lokhu kuzokukhathalela futhi ...
Shayela usizo lwamaphoyisa ngokushesha - futhi uphakamise ukuphikisana okunjalo ukuthi ofakazi abakwazi ukukushiya futhi bazizwa bephoqelelwe ukuba badonsele 112, inombolo ephuthumayo .
Inothi Lokugcina - Ngokuphathelene nokuzivikela kanye nezikhali
Ngenxa yokwesaba kwamaphekula imithetho yase-Ireland ngezikhali ziqinile - empeleni noma yiziphi izikhali ezingekho izibhamu kanye nokuzingela izibhamu ezingekho emthethweni. Lokhu kuhlanganisa izinto eziningi ezisetshenziselwa ukuzivikela okungezona ezibulalayo. I-Tazers, izibhamu, i-pepper spray nezinsimbi ezifanayo zivinjelwe. Uma unayo, akeke usebenzise, sebenzisa ... ungase uzithole kunzima ngokomthetho. Ngisho noma ngabe uyisisulu esihlosiwe ekuqaleni.