Ibhomu lemoto lase-Ireland? O, yebo, kuyigama elihle nje kuwe, akunjalo?
I-Car Car Bomb iwuphawu lwe-idiocy, nganoma iyiphi indlela oyibona ngayo. Kuyinto yokuphuza othandekayo yabafana abafana e-USA, kubonakala sengathi. Futhi amabhomu emoto ayekhona (ngisebenzisa isikhathi esidlule ngokufafaza kokuqiniseka lapha) iqiniso legazi kubantu beminyaka yonke e-Ireland. Phakathi kwezinto eziningi ze-moronic engake ngazibona (ngaphandle kwamanye amavidiyo awenziwe ekhaya e-YouTube, okungukuthi) ... kwakuyilo mzuzu lapho iqembu lezinkathazo labasebasha baseMelika baseMelika lingena ebhodini lase-Ireland , libheke ku-bar ne-swagger wabanqobile, wabe eseyala amaningana "amabhomu e-Irish Car".
I-barmaid ibonakala ilahlekile kancane. Okokuqala, ngoba cishe akekho umuntu e-Ireland owazi isiphuzo esibizwa ngokuthi "i-Irish Car Bomb". Futhi ngenxa yokuthi ... kahle, amabhomu emoto e-Ireland athambekele ekugodini emva kwesikhathi, athambekele ekuqedeni ngaphakathi kwesigaba sokuhlukanisa. "I-Feckin 'eejits," Ngathukuthelela amazwi angcono ngaphansi kokuphefumula kwami, hhayi ephansi ngokwanele ukuba ngingaboni abafana abathandekayo. Khona-ke, umphathi, lapho ebona leli qembu lisuka ekungeneni, wahamba wathi kubo, "Asiyikukhonza lokho lapha ... futhi ngicabanga ukuthi unayo ngokwanele!" Ngakho bashiya, bakhathazeka kakhulu. Futhi angikwazi ukusiza kodwa ngicabanga ukuthi ezindaweni eziningi umyalo wabo kungenzeka ukuletha ilungelo eliqondile, kungekho neqhwa, ebusweni babo ...
Iyini "i-Irish Car Bomb"?
Kuyinto into yaseMelika yaseMelika ... futhi kuyimfucuza ephelele yeziphuzo ezintathu ezinhle. Ichazwe ngokusemthethweni njenge-cocktail yaseBrazil (ngangihlale ngineziphuzo eziphuziziwe, kepha mina nginguye), "i-Irish Car Bomb" inembile "ibhomu lokudubula", njengebhokisi le-boilermaker.
Uthatha ingilazi ye-Irish stout (hhayi ngempela, kodwa ngokuvamile i-Guinness), kancane kancane kwengxenye egcwele. Khona-ke uthayipha isilinganiso se-whiskey yase-Ireland siphezu kwesilinganiso se-Irish Cream esilangeni sokudubula. Ukuze uqedele "i-cocktail", ingilazi edutshulwa yabe ishaywa ("ibhomu"). Okungahle kube okungcolile ngokwayo.
Kodwa lapha kumnandi kuphela okuqala, ngoba uma isisindo, i-whiskey ne-cream mix, yonke i-concoction izokhipha (okungenjalo, ayinciphisi noma ayithuthukise ukunambitheka, kodwa ingase ikucasule ngezinye izindlela). Ngakho yonke inhloso ye "I-Car Car Bomb" iwukwehla ngokushesha ngangokunokwenzeka. Okubangela ukuthandwa kakhulu ngabantu abangakhathaleli ngempela ukuthi baphuza, kodwa abafuna ukwenza ukukhiqiza okukhulu ekuphuzeni kwabo, futhi baphuze ngesikhathi sokuzikhandla.
Futhi ngenkathi isiphuzo sithandwa kakhulu e-US, cishe asikwaziwa e-Ireland, futhi ezinye izinguquko zesiNgisi ezijwayele ukuzethula zithole izikhalazo. Qagela ukuthi kungani ...
Yeka ukuthi ibhomu le-Car Car ngempela ...
Cabanga nje ukuthi uphuma futhi uhamba ngokuhamba, lapho "isimemezelo sokuphepha" simenyezelwa khona futhi usulisiwe ngaphambi komoto obomvu. Yikuphi okwenyukayo ngenkathi ususeduze nayo. Ukuzwa kwakho sekuphelile, iglasi elihambayo liyehlile emuva, uphonswe phezu kwe-alarm and the abrasions ukukufakazela. Kodwa lokho akusona ukukhathazeka kwakho okwamanje. Ufuna ingane yakho, evele isuke eceleni kwakho. Awukwazi ukumthola. Ngosuku olulandelayo ucelwa ukuba ubone ezinye izinsalela ezisetshenziswe, izitho ziqothulwe, ku-morgue ...
uthole ingane yakho.
Cabanga u-Omagh 1998, lapho ibhomu lemoto elihlelwe emgwaqweni omkhulu wesitolo edolobheni ngabanye "abaRiphabhlikhi abaShayamthetho" babulala abantu abangaphezu kwayishumi nambili - abesifazane, amadoda, abantwana, abahola impesheni, iBrithani, isi-Irish, iSpanishi. Noma ucabange iDublin neMonaghan ngo-1974, lapho amabhomu emoto ahlelwe yiLoyalists abulala abantu abangu-33 (34 uma ubala ingane engakazalwa) - inani eliphakeme kakhulu lokufa kwanoma yiluphi usuku phakathi "nezinkinga". Kwezinye izivakashi zase-US kungasiza futhi ukucabanga ngo-Oklahoma City ngo-1995, lapho abantu abangu-168 bebulawa - mhlawumbe umuntu kufanele athole "uTimothy McVeigh Cocktail"?
I-Ireland iye yahlanganyela amabhomu emoto kanye nezinye i-IED ("amadivaysi okuqhuma ama-explosive"), enyakatho naseningizimu yomngcele, etshalwe yizinhlangothi zombili zesigaba sezombusazwe-sigaba, ngokufa okuqhubeka kusongela ukuvuka ngenxa yokuthi " inkululeko yokuzikhandla "ezama ukuveza iphuzu lawo ngokutshala elinye idivayisi engapheli ngolwazi olugcwele lokubeka ingozi" umonakalo wokubambisana ".
Futhi kungani omunye umuntu ecabanga ukuthi leli yigama elihle le-cocktail? Futhi ubuze ezweni elabona izinqwaba ezibulewe yizimoto zangempela zama-Irish?
Misa futhi ucabange!
Ngakho-ke, isivakashi sihamba singena kwibha ye-Tel Aviv bese sicela "i-Hamas yokuzibulala ibhomu" ... Ngiyaqiniseka ukuthi ezinye izinhlobo ezihlukahlukene zaleli gama elithi snappy zithola "i-cocktail" endaweni ethile. Ungabona lokhu kwehle kahle nabasebenzi? Khumbula, ukuzama ukuchaza kungase kube sekwephuzile ngemuva kokuba ukuphepha kubhekane nosongo obonakalayo kulokhu.
Noma ake ucabange ukuthi uyala ama-kebabs aphukile endaweni yokudlela yaseMpumalanga Ephakathi, ama-skewers amabili ashisayo agxila esitekeni sezingodo. Futhi indoda enobungane ekhonza lezi zingqapheli ikhuluma ngokuthi lena "i-9/11 Special" ...
Shintshela izindaba nsuku zonke futhi ufanele uzwe ngebhomu lemoto elihamba endaweni ethile, libulala inqwaba. Futhi-ke uyaphuma bese uyala "i-Irish Car Bomb"? Konke okujabulisayo, akunjalo? Cha, akunjalo. Futhi akuhlakaniphile noma.
Futhi, kuzo zonke, kuyisiphuzo seziphuzo ezinhle ...
Hlela i-whiskey e-Irish ehloniphekile , enhle, engenayo iqhwa, elandelwa umshayeli wezinyosi - okujabulisayo kakhulu, ukukunika isikhathi sokujabulela futhi. Futhi akukwenze ube ngathi u-moron ongenandaba lapho uyala.