Indlela Yokwenza I-Cow Tip (Amahlaya)

I-Arkansas yokungahambi kahle kwezinsuku ezidlulile. Yilokho ugogo nomkhulu wakho okwenzele ukuzijabulisa (noma okungenani yilokho abaNyakatho bacabanga ngakho). Ungazami lokhu ekhaya!

Kunzima: Kulula

Isikhathi esidingekayo: imizuzu engama-60

Nakhu:

  1. Thola utshwala kakhulu noma uphuke kakhulu. I-whiskey ye-Moonshine yenza inzuzo engcono kakhulu yezinkomo, kodwa ukukhathazeka ngokweqile (intsha engenayo into engayenza) iyoba yanele.
  2. Letha abangane. Ukukhishwa kwezinkomo akuyona injabulo ngaphandle kwenkampani!
  1. Thola idlelo ngamakamela. Wonke umuntu uyazi ukuthi wonke umuntu e-Arkansas unezinkomo ukuze kube nzima.
  2. Hamba ebusuku ukuze ungaboni ama-pie wenkomo njengoba uhamba kuwo. Oh yebo, izinkomo nazo zizolala.
  3. Thola inkomo eyodwa, futhi qiniseka ukuthi ilele.
  4. Sondela inkomo emelene nomoya. Uma usungene emapayini omsoka ubusuku bonke, inkomo izokukuzwa ngokuqinisekile uma uyikhuphuka futhi uzogijima kusukela ekuthumeni.
  5. Hamba for the tip! Uma uhamba ngezinyawo, hamba uye enkabeni, ubeke izandla zombili ngezansi, bese uqhuma ngesibindi, kodwa uhlangothi olusheshayo.
  6. RUN kude. Inkomo izovuka futhi ithele bonke abangane bayo mayelana nesimo sakho. Bazophazamiseka. Umlimi ngeke ajabule noma (awufuni i-hiney egcwele ibhakshot wena?).
  7. Hamba ekhaya ukuze ungene noma mhlawumbe ukhethe ezinye izinyanga zezinkomo zakho ezilandelayo!

Amathiphu:

  1. Qiniseka ukuthi 'inkomo' ozama ukuyiphakamisa akuyona inkunzi. Akuhlakaniphile ukuphoqa izinkunzi.
  1. Izinkomo zashintsha ukulala zimi ukuze zibalekele kangcono izilwane ezidliwayo, kusobala, njengoba zingasetshenziswa kalula, ayizange isebenze.
  2. Ungazami lokhu ekhaya! Izinkomo nazo zinemizwa! Shiya inkomo yokugwedla yodwa ukuze uhlale nogogo nomkhulu wakho.
  3. Bheka ukuthi ungasinda kanjani ekuhlaselweni kwezinkomo. Bangakwazi ngempela ukulimaza.
  1. Shisha phezulu eSlang yakho yaseSouth ngaphambi kokuba uhambe izinkomo. Uma ungasazi ukuthi yini ehlotshisiwe, ngeke wazi lapho uqanda phezu kwenkunzi.