01 ngo-08
I-Trump Pizza Ye- "iminwe emincane" nama-Sandwich Trump Made Made With Many Bologna
Kunezinkumbulo ze-intanethi, amavidiyo, ama-parodies, nokuningi okuningi mayelana nomqashi we-Republic of 2016, uDonald J. Trump. Uma ungathanda ukubeka umlomo wakho lapho imali ikhona khona. . . bese ufika kulezi zindawo zokudlela ezithambile eziye zaveza ukuzithatha kwazo kuTrump. Bathengisa konke kusuka e-Trump pizza kuya kuma-sandwich e-Trump ne-Trump tacos. Futhi, uma ungathanda ukwenza ukudla kwakho kwetendomu ekhaya, kunezikhawuli ze-cookie kanye nemibono ye-cake pop, futhi!
02 ngo-08
I-Trump Pizza Ngokuba "iminwe encane encane"
I-Pizza Vinnie ePortland, e-Oregon, ihlinzekela i- "Donald Drumpf Combo" (ebhekisela engxenyeni kaJohn Oliver mayelana neTrump) kanye ne "Wall" pizza, okuyinto pizza inhlanganisela equkethe ezintathu toppings ukhetho amakhasimende kanye kathathu ushizi. Akuzwakala konke okuthandwa yi-Trump kuze kube yilapho yokudlela ingena enchazweni echaza ukuthi kungani uDonald Drumpf Combo "evuselela iphinda le-American."
Isignali yokukhangisa ifundeka, "Yidonga le-pizza, lidlulile futhi lidlulele kakhulu. Sika ngezinkino ezincane ezithintekayo. Wonke umuntu uyayithanda. Yiyona intandokazi wonke umuntu. Akusibo abalahlekile nabangizondayo. " Lesi sibonakaliso siyaqhubeka sithi, "Ngiyayithanda ama-pizza kanye nama-pizza angithandile. Ungasebenzisa imali, ikhadi lesikweletu, noma uthumele umthethosivivinywa eMexico." Bayakukhokhela. "Ngiqinisekisa ukuthi abaseMexico bazoyikhokhela!"
Uma le ndawo yokudlela yayikwenza kahle, yayizokhonza i-pizza ngemfoloko, ngoba wonke umuntu uyazi ukuthi uTrump akayithandi ukudla ngezandla zakhe!
Ikhasi le-Vinnie's Pizza Facebook
03 ngo-08
I-Cheesy Trump Pizza
I-Joe's World Famous Pizzeria e-Athene, e-Alabama, yenze i-pizza ebhekene ne-Trump-face. Umnikazi uJoe Carlucci wasebenza nomculi wesikole esiphakeme uMorgan Griess ukuklama i-pizza. U-Griess wabopha ubuso bukaTrump ukuya etsheni kanti uCarlucci wanquma ushizi, wayibeka e-pizza, wayibeka. Kwathatha cishe amahora amabili / 2 ukugcwalisa i-pizza.
"I-Trump ithathe umlingo kuwo wonke umuntu kuze kube manje ... ngakho-ke kungenzeka ukuthi umuntu uzothatha i-pizza," kusho uCarlucci. "Noma mhlawumbe singenza uMnu. Trump i-pizza bese siyithumela yona!"
"I-Donald" itholakale ngaphambi kokuhleleka kwe $ 59 ngepayipi ngayinye futhi ingxenye evela ekuthengiseni 'okuya kuGriess.
Iwebhusayithi kaJoe's World Famous Pizzeria
04 ngo-08
I-Trump Sandwich Igcwele Bologna
Umnikazi waseMelika City Diner uJeffrey Gildenhorn akayithandi Trump okuningi futhi wenza iphuzu lambast isombusazwe ngezindlela creative (futhi funny). I-billboard ngaphandle kwendawo yokudlela yakhe ifaka ama-slogans afana nokuthi, "Ungavumeli I-Trump Inqabe uKhisimusi" nokuthi "U-Humpty Trumpty Uyoba Nokuwa Okuhle."
Kodwa, wenza isiphala esikhulu kunazo zonke nge-Trump Sandwich yakhe, amemezela ngokuziqhenya ukuthi "yayigcwele i-bologna." Ngangakapheli izinsuku ezine, wahamba ngama-bologna angu-20 amakhilogremu futhi indawo yokudlela yayingakaze ithwale ngisho ne-bologna, kubikwa i- New York Post .
E-Chevy Chase, e-Maryland, indawo yokudlela yaseGildenhorn yindlela yokuvuselela ukudla kwase-1950s, egcwele izibonakaliso ze-neon, amatafula angenalutho angenasinhla, namabhentshi abomvu e-polyester. Kuye indawo ethandwayo yendawo yokuxoxa ngezombangazwe okwenza kungamangazi ukuthi isangweji leTrump lidayise kahle lapha.
Iwebhusayithi yaseMelika City Diner
05 ka-08
I-Sandwich ye-Trump igcwala i-BS (i-Bacon Slices)
EVermont, ikhaya likaMengameli waseDemocratic Alliance uBernie Sanders, umkhuhlane we-Trump fever ugijima phezulu. Lapho i-Trump imkhankaso e-Vermont, i-Kountry Kart Deli yakha islawich ekhethekile ye-Trump yomcimbi. I-Sandwich ye-Trump yayisinkwa esimhlophe "esigcwele ama-bs" (ama-bacon tincetu) kanye ne-bologna, ne-white American ushizi, ulethisi, utamatisi, kanye nesinaphi se-deli. I-deli deli yongeze ukuthi lapho "ngeke kube khona isinaphi esiphundu lapha-sakha udonga oluzungezile."
Lesi sandwich sithengwa ngo-$ 20.16, okungenzeka ukuthi simele unyaka wokhetho, kanti ngenkathi kungekho muntu othenge le sandwich, ukusabela kwaba kuhle. Umsebenzi we-Kountry Kart u-Emily Brownsword uthe, "Abantu beza beyeka ukuthatha izithombe, futhi bakhuluma ngakho ngaphakathi."
Iwebhusayithi yeKountry Kart Deli
06 ka-08
I-Taco Del Donald Trump
EMexico, u-Humberto Erives udale i-Taco Del Donald Trump, enezinhlobo eziningi, ubuchopho obuncane, kanye nenhlanzi encane yengulube. U-Erives weza nomqondo wokuthi i-taco ngemva kweTrump yenza ukuphazamisa amazwana mayelana namaMexico athumela abadlwenguli kanye nezigebengu e-United States. U-Erives ukhonza ama-tacos amaningi aphethwe yizombusazwe, kanti nakuba abaningi babo benolwazi oluningi nobuchopho obuncane, ukufakwa okhethekile kuTrump taco kuyinhlanzi encane yengulube. I-taco ithengisa nge $ 1.00 USD futhi ihambise abaningi abahambayo ukuzama ukudla ku-Erives 'Taqueria el Tio Beto.
I-Taqueria el Tio Beto
07 ngo-08
I-Trump Pictured Cookies
Imakethe yamakhokhe eNew York City ithengise amakhukhi aphethwe ngesandla, ahlanganisa noDonald Trump, uHillary Clinton noBernie Sanders, ngamunye nge $ 8.50 ngesikhathi sePrimaries. Ngokusobala, isitolo sizothengisa lezi Cookies ezikhethiwe ngenkathi ukhetho lukhula. Umnikazi uSarah Silverman uthe amakhukhi ahamba esuka emashalofini futhi kwadingeka avaliwe esitolo ukuze enze okwengeziwe. Izingane ezimbalwa zazijabule kakhulu ngokuthenga ikhukhi yeTrump, ethi abakwazi ukulinda ukuba "balume ikhala layo."
Imakethe ye-Cupcake akuyona yedwa yokwenza amakhukhi okukhethwa. I-Bakedst's Bakly Simply Delicious e-Amherst, e-Ohio, ibilokhu ikhiphe amakhukhi avela kusukela ngo-2008. Cishe ku-10 kuya ku-15 amakhukhi aphethwe ama-cookies adayiswa nsuku zonke.
Uma ungumsekeli weTrump, i-Zazzle idayisa ama-cookies amakhulu we-Trump, ngokufaka ama-slogans namafanane kuwo, kufaka phakathi i-chocolate ehlanganiswe ama-Cookie we-Oreo Trump (nakuba uTrump udumile ngokuthi ngeke adle ama-Oreos kusukela akhiqizwa EMexico.)
Noma, uma ufuna ukwenza amakhukhi wakho e-anti-Trump, ungathenga i-Dump Trump cockkie ye-Dump Trump ngo-$ 10.99 ku-4 Things Thinkers.
08 ngo-08
I-Trump Cake Pops
Awukwazi ukuthenga lezi, kodwa uJanine, umbhulogi ku-SugarKissed.net, wenze amanye ama-pops ama-cake we-Coco e-hilarious. Uyabhala ukuthi, "[f] rom ukukhanya okuluhlaza kwesikhumba sakhe kwisitayela esibucayi sezinwele zakhe, konke okwenziwe ngoDonald Trump okwenza amangalele ukubukela nakho kumenza abe yinto ephelele ye pop cake cake." Uboya bezimpawu zokuhweba zenziwa uphawu olusuka ku candy corn candton candy, futhi wabeka amakhanda ekunqunyweni kwekhadi lesitoko.