Amahlaya e-Southwest Airlines

I-Little Airline Humor

Amahlaya eNingizimu-ntshonalanga ye-Airline atholakala kuwo wonke ama-intanethi. Futhi, uma singenayo ngokwanele, abaqeqeshi bezindiza babonakala bakha ezintsha lapho ngithatha izindiza eziseNingizimu-ntshonalanga. Iningi lala masayithi linamahlaya amaningi e-airline, ngakho-ke chofoza kumasayithi abo bese uqhubeka uhleka.

50 Izindlela Zokushiya Umthandi Wakho

Kusuka eSouthwest Airlines umsebenzi: "Kungase kube khona izindlela ezingu-50 zokushiya umthandi wakho, kodwa kunezindlela ezine kuphela ezivela kule ndege ..." Umthombo: ACTC & N Air Cargo Tracking

Amavidiyo we-Southwest Hokey Pokey

Futhi, khona-ke kukhona ingoma ye-squirrel yesilwane.

Amavidiyo amaningi we-Southwest Humor:

Misa Up Comedy on Southwest

Ngathola isihloko esithi, "Ungubani Umlingani?" futhi waqaphela ukuthi ukuhleka kwezinsizwa ezihamba ngezinyawo akuyona nje inkomishi kodwa kungase kube yingxenye yendlela yokudlala yama-real-up. UMelanie Caplan, eU.SA Umlobi weMpelasonto, utshela umsizi wezindiza uJeff Simpson ozimisele ukuba ngumculi wangempela ... UJeff Simpson ubamba imicibisholo emlonyeni wakhe njengoba izibani zizungezile. Uzama ukulinganisa izilaleli zakhe ezincane ezingavamile zeviki ebusuku. Isixuku esinzima, kodwa lo mculi uyazi imigqa yakhe. "Sizobe sesiqeda izibani kuleli khasi," kusho ngokushesha. "Ukuxosha inkinobho ye-bulb yokukhanyisa kuzovula ukukhanya kwakho kokufunda. Noma kunjalo, ukucindezela inkinobho yezindiza ngeke kuguqulwe isikhonzi sakho sezindiza."

Inkhulumomphendvulwano ne Southwest Airlines - Yonke Ngemayelana Nenkampani Yomphakathi

Umcwaningi wamangala futhi abasebenzi abathokozile baseNingizimu Southwest Airlines.

Nasi isampula kuphela:
Okuhlangenwe nakho engikuthandayo eNingizimu-ntshonalanga bekuzwile ngamahlaya asebenzayo adlalwe kwabasebenzi abasha nabasaziwayo. Delta (igama elithakazelisayo lomuntu osebenza eNingizimu-ntshonalanga, awucabangi?), Ukuqashwa okusha, kwakudingeka agcwalise futhi abuyisele ifomu lesicelo lamakhasi amaningi eMnyangweni wabantu ngaphambi kokuqala kwakhe.

Lapho efika ngelinye ilanga ukuze alahle phansi amafomu, indawo yokubamba iqhaza yayigcwele abaqashiwe emsebenzini abalindele izingxoxo. Ngomzuzu wangena ekamelweni lokungcebeleka, bonke abakhethiweyo basukuma bahlabelela wonke amavesi engoma ethi "Delta Dawn." Ihhovisi lavela kuma-hysterics! Umthombo: I-Newsletter ye-Funsulting

Ubungozi Bobani?

Uzwe ngeSouthwest Airlines ngemuva nje kokufika kanzima eSallow Lake City: Umlindi wendiza weza e-intercom wathi, "Lokho kwakungumqondo ophuthumayo futhi ngiyazi ukuthi yiyiphi indlela ecabanga ngayo. 'iphutha lezindiza, kwakungeyona iphutha lomshayeli, kwakungeyona iphutha labafundisi bezindiza ..... kwakuyi-asphalt! " Umthombo: Iwebhusayithi ye-Aerospace News

Yini Ongayinika Umshayeli Ophethe Konke?

Ukholwe noma cha, iSouthwest Airlines inehlelo lokuthi "I-Adopt A Pilot" ne-blog ukuhamba nayo! Ngangikujabulela ukubona ukuthi isikole esisodwa esenziwe ngesandla sinikeza umshayeli wabo owamkelwe. Uzokwenza futhi!

Ikhasi elilodwa nje alanele uma uzama ukunikeza izibonelo zalokho okuye kwaba yikambiso yebhizinisi leSouthwest ... ukuhleka okukhulu. Nazi izibonelo eziningi:

Ama-Flight Names esikhundleni sezinombolo?

Ibhulogi yaseNingizimu-ntshonalanga inesihloko esihle esithi "Amagama Ahamba Ngezindiza Ngeke Abe Ofanayo" Ngu: Bill Owen - Umhleli Wezinhlelo Zokuhlela. Phakathi kwezinye izinto, uBill ukhombisa indlela okudideka ngayo kungaba ukubiza izindiza.

"Hhayi, Mike, iyiphi indiza oyithathayo ku-LA kusasa? Umm, angiqiniseki ... Ngicabanga ukuthi ngithatha uJohn ... UJohn uya nawe ku-LA? ... Cha, cha ... UJohane akahambanga. Ngiyahamba ngedwa ... Oh-yilokho engangikucabanga. UJohn uhlala eholidini kuleli sonto, noma kunjalo. Ngakho-ke yiyiphi indiza oya kuyo? Ngitshela-ngithatha uJohn! "Umthombo: I-Nut's About Southwest Blog.

Smoke 'Em Uma Uthola' Em

Uzwa ngendiza ye-Southwest Airline. "Madoda namakhosi, uma ufisa ukubhema, isigaba sokubhema kule ndiza sisephethweni futhi uma Ungakhanyisa, ungabhema 'em." Umthombo: Iningi lamaJokes Iwebhusayithi.

Iningizimu-ntshonalanga iyaziwa nge-Efficiency

Nayi ividiyo ebonisa indlela eyodwa eNingizimu-mpumalanga Airlines egcina izindleko phansi. Chofoza kuvidiyo ye-YouTube.

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