Umhlahlandlela owukhohlakeleyo
Iminyaka eyisithupha eFrance futhi ngitholile le ndawo phansi. Ukubhaka i-gooey fondant au chocolat ngokuphelele ? Hlola. Ukulwa nokufa ukungena ebhange imizuzu emithathu ngemuva kokuthi ivaliwe? Kwenziwe. Ngiphinde ngiqedile ingqungquthela ye-Master ngesiFulentshi (uNkulunkulu uyazi ukuthi kanjani). Kodwa kukhona into ehlukumezekayo, ngakho-ke kungenasisindo sokuthi ngihlale ngifika ukuhlala ngiphapheme ebusuku: ubuciko obuhle bokuziqhenya ngokucophelela kwentombazane yaseParis.
Yebo, ngiyaqaphela ukuthi lokhu akubalulekile ekuhlelweni oluhle lwezinto. Yebo, ngiyaqonda ukuthi kufanele ngicabange ngokuphumelela okwesabekayo kwe-Le Pen yobukhosi noma i-slide eqhubekayo ye-Euro ngokumelene nedola noma ukuthi kungani abantu basabalulekile kakhulu ukuhlanza ngemuva kwezinja zabo kuleli zwe. Kodwa angikwazi. Ukufuna kwami ukuphola ku-française kuyaqhubeka.
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1. La "Coiffe": Mfundisi "Ukubuka nje Ukulala"
Ukuguqulwa konke kuqala nge- coiffe . Kulabo abangazange bahlale ezweni-ye-kakhulu-imikhiqizo-yobisi-nge-capita, ngiyakwazi ukukutshela ukuthi kukhona ubuciko obuhle bokubuka ama-disheveled. Kuyinto umphumela "konke kodwa". I-AKA, vuka, ubeke ngokucophelela ihembe lakho elimhlophe elinemikhono elimhlophe, i-jeans skinny ne-Converse, i-splotch ye-lipstick ebomvu, nanoma yini oyenzayo, UNGAKHULU izinwele zakho. Lokhu kuzokuqinisekisa ukuthi ubheka ukuhlanganiswa ngokuphelele, ngaphandle kwalokhu kuqhuma okungaqondakali ngemuva kwekhanda lakho.
Mhlawumbe lokhu kubonakala kungafani - kodwa ngiyanitshela, akunjalo. Lokho okwenzayo kubonakale sengathi uvele "uvuka ngaleyo ndlela." Ngisho ukuthi, i-Parisiennes yenza nje, kunjalo? Ngakho kubonakala sengathi.
2. I-Lipstick namazinyo
Futhi akumeli lapho. Ngesikhathi amaMelika eyaziwa ngokuthi ayengabonakali kakhulu, ama-white-toothed grins, abesifazane abaningi baseParisi abakwazi ukuwenza usuku lonke ngaphandle komthamo onempilo we-nicotine nekhofi, okusho ukuthi abamhlophe abamhlophe banjenge-grabby grays.
Yingakho i-lipstick ebomvu ifika kahle: ukwehlisa konke ukuhlukumeza ngomlomo. I-Orthodontia ayikho enkulu kuleli zwe, eziningi zalawo ma-grabby ama-gray abuye aqine kakhulu. Kodwa ngezindlela ezihle kakhulu. Cabanga igebe elimnandi elidumile likaVanessa Paradis (elifanekiselwe ngenhla), hhayi iginini elingenasisekelo le-panhandler ekhoneni. Ngakho-ke, faka i-retainer yakho emuva futhi uvumele ukuthi i-snaggletooth ikhululeke.
Manje ukuthi unamazinyo akho ngokuhlelekile, ungaphansi komyalo oqinile ukuze ungawabonisi. Ngaphansi kwanoma yiziphi izimo. Ukumamatheka kungenxa yeziwula, emva kwakho konke.
Kulungile lokho akulona iqiniso ngempela. Uma, imizuzu engamashumi amathathu engxoxweni nomngani wakho ebhasini , kwenzeka ukuthi uhleke futhi uke ukhononda ngemvula, ilanga, kubanda, ukushisa, isoka lakho le-idiot, ukuthi uBouguesgues Telecom ivaliwe AGAIN for akukho sizathu, khona-ke futhi kuphela uma kufanele uphonsa ikhanda lakho emuva kwe-spasm engcono kakhulu futhi uvumele ukuhleka okukhulu kwempilo yakho. Kuzofika ngokungalindelekile kangangokuthi kuyoba nomphumela ofanayo nokuthola ingilazi yamanzi abandayo ebusweni. I-bar yonke iyothokozwa, futhi imfihlakalo yakho iyoba engqondweni yazo zonke izinsizi, intombazane engaphandle angenakho ngokwanele ukuba khona phambi kwakho.
3. Yidla konke - Kodwa ngokulinganisa
Manje, ngiyazi ukuthi ulindele le ngxenye ye-diatribe wami, ngakho ngeke ngidumise. Ufuna ukwazi ukuthi abantu baseParis bavame kanjani ukuhlushwa kabi futhi begqoke kahle. Ok, ake siqale ngesici esikhumba. Okokuqala, abesifazane baseParis, ikakhulukazi ekucaseni kwakho, DLA. Badla okuningi. Izixhumanisi zesisindo. Ushizi okhulile. I-Baguette ngemuva kwe-baguette ngemuva kwe-baguette. Ngemuva kwe-baguette. Phonsa kwezinye i-croissants ne -ayisikhilimu ngezimpelasonto futhi kwanele ukwenza le ntombazane yaseMelika iphoqe izandla zayo ngokucasuka, imemeza, "Ngicabanga ukuthi ngizohamba kuphela!" Kodwa ngeke ubone abaningi baseParis abasebenza lapha . Ngenkathi sekuba yinto evamile, indlela engcono kakhulu yokushisa wonke lawo mafutha ukuhamba ngamakamelo onke edolobheni nsuku zonke, ukuthatha izitebhisi ezingenamkhawulo eParis Metro , ukuba nezocansi lapha futhi naphandle, hhayi ukuhlaziya, nokulungiswa.
Ngicabanga ukuthi abanye baseMelika bavele bacabange ukuthi abantu baseFrance bahamba bezungeza usuku lonke nge-croissant eqoshiwe ezandleni zabo kanye ne-munch cheese emsebenzini wabo. Akunjalo.
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Kukhona isikhathi nendawo yokudla lapha futhi uma ufuna ukuqonda kahle iParis, kufanele ukhumbule ukuthi izikhathi zokudla zadalwa ngesizathu. Manje beka phansi lokho ubuhlungu noma chocolat futhi ake sikhulume ngomunye umcimbi obaluleke kakhulu: izingubo.
4. Hlela abanye ukuba bahambisane nesitayela sakho esingenakuqhathaniswa
Ukuthenga eParis kunjengokungena echibini loshaki. Uma empeleni uzama ukuthenga izingubo kwelinye lezitolo zedolobha, ngincoma kuqala ukuthi ungenzi ngaphansi kwanoma yiziphi izimo ngoMgqibelo ntambama. Phinda ubuye emuva kwesichazamazwi sakaki eshiwo ngenhla. Uma ufuna ukuphuma ne-Gucci yakamuva (noma i-H & M-- esiyibamba?) Ijeketi, uzodinga isu. Okokuqala, uhlale kude kakhulu namaketanga ngangokunokwenzeka, ngaphandle uma ungumuntu ompofu onjengaye, lapho kwenzeka khona ukuthi udinga ukunambitheka okuhle nakakhulu namakhono okwenza izinqumo ezingalungile. Uma ungowomnotho ocebile, ngiphakamisa amabhishi e-miniscule eduze ne-Sacre Coeur, lapho isongo segolide esilula esinezinyosi ezimnyama ezithintekayo (kungumfashini, umntwana) kuzokubiza ngaphezulu kwama-75 euro. Akunandaba. Thenga it. Thenga lokho, ne-sweat yenziwe nge-overpriced, oversized, e-mangy ebonakala ehle kwabesifazane abanezintambo nama-boob we-ntombazane eneminyaka engu-12 ubudala. Lokhu kuzobukeka kukhulu phezu kwe-jeans emnyama ye-skinny osanda ukuyithenga. Ngisho, uthenge lezo, akunjalo ?
Izinsiza Ezingaphezulu Zesitayela seParisen Wannabes:
5. Cabanga ukuthi i-'Tude '
Manje njengoba uke wazi kahle izinwele ezingcolile, ukumomotheka okungenakuphoswa nezingubo ezinhle, usukulungele ukuthatha inkazimulo yakho ephelele yaseParis. Konke okudingayo ukulungiswa kwesimo sengqondo. Khumbula konke lokho okufundile esikoleni mayelana nokungasho lutho nhlobo uma ungenalo into enhle yokukusho? Yebo, khohlwa kahle lokho . Ukuba iParis kungabi ngokuhle. Kungenxa yokwenza kwangempela. Real, nganoma yikuphi amagama okusho kuwe. Uma uvuka ohlangothini olungalungile kombhede, ake wonke umuntu engxenyeni yakho yamamayela ayishumi azi. Uthole umsebenzi wakho wephupho? Hlabelela kusukela emahlathini. Inzondo, futhi ngisho ukuthi HATE isoka lomngani wakho? Memeze. Ngabe uthola usuku naloyo osebenzisana naye obuseduze owawuthandana kuze kube phakade? Khuluma ngaye njengofana yi-douchebag enkulu owake wahlangana nayo. Linda, yini?
Yebo, kunjalo. Isiqephu sokugcina se-puzzle ye-Jigsaw puzzle (kulabo abaqondile, okungukuthi) ukusebenzisana kwakhe namadoda. Akukaze kube lula, njalo okungaqondakali, okungaqondakali. Yilokho okulandelayo. Cabanga ngendlovukazi yeqhwa evela esikoleni esiphakeme engakaze ibheke indlela yakho. Noma u-Angelina Jolie ongenasibindi angakapheli. Isiqubulo sakho siyi: Akungenakuqhathaniswa.
Lokhu akusho ukuthi awukwazi ukuphonsa ngesikhathi esisodwa se-charm yaseMelika kanye nje. Ngenkathi amaFulentshi athi ayalizonda, ayaphendula ngokucacile ukuze acacise futhi abe nomdlandla. Noma kunjalo, gcina injabulo yakho ngaphezulu kakhulu. Yini ngempela ethola imbuzi yabo i-flip-flopping, ukuphikisana, nokudideka konke. Kungani kucacile lapho ungaqondakali? Akukhona ngokudlala imidlalo, kungokudlala i-GAME. Uyakucela? Linda okungenani izinsuku ezintathu ukuphendula. Uthi ujabulele usuku lwakho ndawonye? Mane uphendule, "Yebo, kwakumnandi. Ngiyabona. "Ukungaqondakali kwesimo salokho kuzomenza aphuphe ngawe kuze kube yilapho ukuhlukunyezwa kuba namandla kangangokuthi akanakho ukukhetha kodwa ukuthanda wena.
Angiyikuqamba amanga. Lolu hlelo luyoba buhlungu kakhulu. Phela, ukungazinaki izifiso zemvelo kunomkhuba wokuletha ukuthukuthela, ukubamba izinzipho, kanye nokukhishwa komphakathi okuvamile. Kodwa uma ufuna ukuthatha leyo mpahla yaseParis futhi ube ne-parisian fellas ewela phezu kwakho, uzodingeka uguqule lokho kumamatheka bese uphuza. Manje akusona isikhathi sokusebenzisa izinto ozifundile njenge-cheerleader esikoleni esiphakeme.
Okubalulekile: Ukuthola i-Medium Happy
Ngicabanga ukuthi cishe kungenzeka ngokwanele manje. Ubuchopho bakho cishe bukhulu kakhulu kangangokuthi awukwazi ngisho nokucabanga ukudonsa noma yikuphi kwalokhu. Kodwa ngiyanitshela, kungenzeka futhi kuzosebenza . Uma usufezile, ungaba nanoma yikuphi okufunayo kulo muzi.
Into ewukuthi, ingxenye yami iyamangaza uma inhlekazi yowesifazane waseMelika eParis ayanele ukwenza konke lokhu okupholile eParis. Ukumomotheka okwenziwe ngokuzwakalayo kwalokhu intombazane yaseMinnesota kwakungeke kwenzeke uFrenchies ngokwanele ukuba bawenze bakhohlwe konke mayelana nokwenza okungaqondakali ngaso sonke isikhathi? Ngabe kufanele ngiqale ukubhema ngineminyaka engama-35 ukuze ngibheke ukuhlukumeza? Kukhona okuthile okungenangqondo kukho konke lokhu. Kumelwe kube khona isikhulumi esithokozile. Kuthiwani uma ngithembisa ukuthi ngizoyeka ukugubha njenge-idiot njalo lapho othile engivumela ukuba ngidlule emetrothini futhi ngiye ngidle amaswidi esikhwameni se-peanut ngodla; uma ngabe ngisavunyelwe ukuba ngijabule kabili ngeviki futhi ngigcine umbala owodwa onemibala egumbini lami? Ingabe bekuyokwanela?
Yebo, ngenkathi ngicabanga ngalokhu, kufanele ugcwalise iguba lakho eliseduze ne-Arabica imali enamandla kakhulu engathenga nokukhetha umthunzi we-lipstick obomvu kangcono kunesikhumba sakho sesikhumba. Ngoba ake sibhekane nakho, uju, ukuguqulwa kube yiParisienne engaqondakaliyo, angeke kube lula. Kuzoba khona ubuhlungu obuhilelekile, hhayi uhlobo olusheshayo, olunqanyuliwe lwe-Bandaid. Kodwa ngokubekezela okuncane nokubekezela okuningi, uzokwazi ukukukhipha.
Mayelana noMlobi
UColette Davidson ungumlobi waseMinnesotan ohlala eParis kusukela ngo-2009, futhi efaka isandla njalo ku-About.com Paris Travel. Uyabhala futhi ubika ukuphrinta, idijithali, umsakazo kanye nethelevishini nokuhumusha kwe-Christian Science Monitor, i-Lancet Psychiatry, uSaotioti Wikiradio, i-Radio France International, i-France Televisions, ne-BBC, phakathi kwezinye.
Kubhulogi yakhe siqu, i-Kolet Ink, ungafunda ama-museums amaningi nokuzibuka okuvela ekuhambeni kwakhe kanye nokuhlangenwe nakho kwakhe eFrance naseParis.