Okudingeka Ukwazi Ngalokho Ongakufanele Uwenze Ku-Israyeli
Uma uhlela uhambo ku-Israyeli , kunezinto eziningi okufanele uzigweme ukwenza. Ake siqale ngezinto ezilula: Musa ukudibanisa i-Via Dolorosa nge Via Veneto. Ungazami i-Krav Maga yakho isebenza eziphatheni zamasiko e- Ben-Gurion Airport . Ungabheke amakamela esikhumulweni sezindiza (futhi ungabhemi lapho, noma). Ungabheke amafutha omnqumo eNtabeni Yeminqumo.
Futhi: Ungabhapathizwa eMfuleni iJordani ngoba nje kushisa.
Ungadli i-jellyfish. Ungaphonsa ikati lakho oLwandle Olufile ukuze ubone ukuthi i-puss iyahamba yini.
Kodwa-ke kukhona okungekho okucacile okwenziwayo-okungabonakali ... njengokungakhokhi imali egqamile (futhi mhlawumbe efakwe ngaphezulu) ehhotela eTel Aviv, nokuningi.
Okungafanele Ukwenze Ku-Israyeli
1. Ungathathi i-Snake Path phezulu kweMasada ehlobo ngaphandle kweloli yamanzi.
I-Masada iyinqaba yezintaba zasemgwaqeni eyayiyisigameko sokuqotshwa kokugcina kwamaZealots, ihlelo lamaJuda lasendulo, kumaRoma ngo-73 AD Nakuba kunzima ukukusho kusukela phansi, kunezintambo eziningi ezithakazelisayo ezingaphezu kwezingu-1,300-foot . Ungakwazi ukuphakamisa iNyoka Yenyoka phezulu phezulu kweMasada, kodwa imoto yekhebula iyinjabulo kakhulu futhi, uma izinga lokushisa ehlobo liphakama, ukhetho olukhulu kakhulu nakakhulu.
2. Ungabheke izintambo emgqeni wokukhala .
Kusho okwanele.
3. Ungenzi iphutha lokucabanga ukuthi UFANELE uhlale ehotela ethile ngoba wonke umuntu uthi yindawo okufanele abe kuyo.
Lezi zinsuku, lapho nje ihhotela elisha libona ukukhanya kwelanga, amabutho wezincwadi zokuhamba aqhubekela phambili ekumemezele ukuthi "kumele": kodwa iqiniso lokuthi bakhokhelwa (noma likhokhwe) ukuze lidumise lingase linento ethile lokho. Khumbula ukuthi amahhotela amaningi atholakalayo amanani atholakalayo e-Tel Aviv aneamakamelo amancane noma ezinye izici ezenza, uma kungenjalo, ngakho-ke ngokuqinisekile kuncane kunakho konke okwakungakholelwa kukho.
Sebenzisa ama-shekeli wakho lapho uzothola khona kakhulu.
4. Ungakholelwa ukuthi into ewukuphela kokudla kwa-Israyeli yi-hummus ne-falafel.
Yiqiniso, kunezinhlanganisela eziningi ze-hummus nama-falafel ama-Israyeli, kepha idili elithintekayo alimi lapho. Enye yezindawo zokudlela ezinhle kakhulu ozothola noma ikuphi eJerusalema. Futhi hlola amatafula aseTel Aviv ashisayo , futhi.
5. Ungazizwa unecala uma ungaboni konke ku-Israyeli ngesonto elilodwa.
Izinsuku eziyisikhombisa kwa-Israyeli kungenzeka ukuthi azimele ngokwanele ukungena kuzo zonke izinjabulo zomlando, zamasiko nezokucubungula zikaIsrayeli. Uma ukhwa yibhishi kanye nobusuku be- Tel Aviv , idolobha elikhulu lase-Mediterranean, gxila kulowo muzi. Uma umlando namasayithi angcwele kubaluleke kakhulu kuwe, cabanga ngokuzibeka eJerusalema. Kodwa, uma uzizwa uthanda kakhulu, kungenzeka ukubona eziningi zezinto eziphakeme ze- Israyeli ngesonto elilodwa.
6. Chaza ungazizwa unecala uma ungavakashele emyuziyamu owodwa.
Kodwa uma ufuna ukuhlola isiko, khumbula ukuthi u-Israyeli uneminyuziyamu enhle kakhulu.
7. Ungacabangi ukuthi konke ongayithenga ku-Israyeli kuyindoda yokucubungula nge-ceramic.
Yiqiniso, ungakwazi ngempela ukuthenga amanye ama-menorahs amahle kakhulu nakwezinye izihloko ze-Judaica kwa-Israyeli, futhi izitolo ze-museum eziseTel Aviv neJerusalema yizindawo ezinhle zokuqala.
Kodwa kunamanye amathuba amaningi okuthenga, ikakhulukazi eJerusalema naseTel Aviv, kusukela kumafashini wokuklama kuya kumikhiqizo ye-gourmet nokuningi.
8. Ungalutholi intengo yokuqala enikezwa kunoma yini lapho imakethe yakwaShuk HaCarmel eTel Aviv noma iMakethe Yehuda imakethe eJerusalema.
Sikhuluma okuphambene neWalmart lapha. Kulezi zimakethe ezimakethe ezidumile (futhi ezokuvakasha), i-bargaining yigama lomdlalo.
9. Ungabuyi ukufuna i-hamburger ku-Yom Kippur.
Akuwona wonke umuntu ogcina i-kosher kwa-Israyeli, ngokuqinisekile, kodwa ngamaholide amakhulu amaJuda uzobona umehluko omkhulu phakathi kwemikhuba yokudlela yase-American ne-Israel. Ungazami kanzima ukuba udle ngosuku olungcwele, noma uthole i-pizza ngePhasika.
10. Ungabuzi i-concierge yakho yehhotela lapho ungathenga khona isihlahla sikaKhisimusi.
11. Ungamangazi ngokuzwakalayo ukuthi uJesu Kristu wayeyimfihlo engqingili emzimbeni we-hippie zombie. Ngaphandle kwalokho, yiviki le- Gay Pride e-Tel Aviv.